ProudPlayerMC SMP

self satisfaction, self-pride, self-recognition, self-empowerment, self-acceptance

New Minecraft Servers

Bruh, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, bro. We got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you won’t even believe it. And the best part? We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. Like, we got a chest full of enchanted golden apples, no joke.

But wait, there’s more. We have this legendary PvP arena where we battle it out like gladiators. It’s so intense, you’ll be sweating buckets, I swear. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who follows us around and blows up anyone who tries to mess with us. It’s hilarious, trust me.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who trade us emeralds for the most random stuff? Like, one time I traded a stack of dirt for a stack of emeralds. It was wild, man.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever and be part of our crazy adventures, hit me up. But be warned, things get pretty chaotic around here. It’s a total madhouse, but that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome.

Late Term Abortion Minecraft SMP

controversial topic, Women’s Health, fetus viability, pregnancy termination, late stage pregnancy

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nothing is off limits! Looking for a server where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further, because on our server, griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Join us for epic battles against the dreaded Ender Dragon, but be warned – the dragon has been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties mid-fight. Don’t forget to bring your best dance moves!

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest, where the trees are made of candy and the animals speak in rhyme. Just be careful not to eat too much candy, or you might find yourself in a sugar-induced coma.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take a trip to the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the ghasts have been known to challenge players to a game of volleyball. Just make sure you bring your own net!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, anything goes – even late term abortions. Don’t ask questions, just grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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SoccerDadFails Minecraft Server

SoccerDadFails, U10 boys, Sportsmanship, soccer rules, youth sports

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special “build-out line” just like in soccer! As long as you stay behind the line, you can do whatever you want – even if it means scoring goals while the other team screams in confusion!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy parents, angry dads, and kids scoring legal goals left and right. Who needs offside rules when you have the build-out line to save the day?

So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember to brush up on your Minecraft soccer rules before you join, or you might end up like that angry dad swearing in front of a bunch of pixelated kids. See you on the server!

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NoBroXmasAllowed

cooking conflicts, sibling rivalry, Communication Issues, brother drama, gossiping

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone!

Looking for a server where family feuds are taken to a whole new level? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. Witness the epic showdown between a disabled dad, a sassy wife, and a gossiping brother. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense cooking battles you’ve ever seen. Forget MasterChef, this is Minecraft Chef! Watch as our players duke it out over who can make the best virtual food, all while throwing shade like it’s nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Remember, on our server, the only thing more explosive than TNT is the gossip!

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MineCraftyEmployee

Positive reinforcement, constructive criticism, workplace satisfaction, coping strategies, seeking support

Tired of your boss not recognizing your epic redstone creations? Sick of your coworkers not appreciating your pixel art skills? Join our Minecraft server and bask in the glory of being the ultimate block-building superstar! We have a dedicated “Employee of the Month” competition where the winner gets a virtual trophy made entirely out of diamond blocks (not real diamonds, unfortunately). So if you’re feeling unappreciated at work, come join us and show off your building skills to the world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a promotion in our virtual world…or at least a pat on the back from our friendly virtual villagers.

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Everdusk

Vanilla, Economy, Survival, Parkour, Mini Games

Everdusk Minecraft Server

Welcome to Everdusk, an immersive economy-based Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless! Build your fortune and rise through the ranks while enjoying a host of exciting features:

Thriving Economy: Buy, sell, and trade in a dynamic player-driven marketplace. Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and rise to greatness. Key Crates: Open crates with special keys for epic rewards. Custom Plugins: Experience unique features that enhance your gameplay. Join Us Today!

Play. Trade. Conquer. Only on Everdusk.

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ProudPlayerMC SMP

Late Term Abortion Minecraft SMP

SoccerDadFails Minecraft Server

NoBroXmasAllowed

MineCraftyEmployee

Everdusk