Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, most NSFW place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets with pride. From building giant phallic statues to hosting twerking competitions in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground strip club where the creepers are the dancers and the zombies are the bouncers. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe something else too)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server today and let your freak flag fly high! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server

    Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have scientifically proven that playing Minecraft increases your IQ by 100 points! That’s right, forget about studying or reading books, just join our server and watch your brain power skyrocket!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion in the game that turns you into a genius for 24 hours. Imagine building the most epic structures and solving complex puzzles with ease, all thanks to our magical potion!

    And if you’re worried about brain damage, don’t be! We have a team of brain surgeons on standby in case anything goes wrong. So come join us on our server and become the smartest player in Minecraft history – no inbreeding required!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Potions Brewed: 117 Emeralds Found: 7098
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Period Minecraft SMP Chuubas

    Period Minecraft SMP Chuubas
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them?

    2. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” said to grant its wielder the power to control time and space. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to interpretive dance.

    3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start throwing apples at unsuspecting players. It’s a fruit-filled frenzy that you won’t want to miss!

    4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. But be careful, because if you don’t give him enough attention, he’ll blow up your house in a fit of ghostly rage.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to pack some extra torches and a sense of humor.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14
    Emeralds Found: 5171 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Towns Built: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • FormulaCraft Minecraft Server

    FormulaCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting parenting decisions…unless they involve not feeding a hungry baby! Join us for the most chaotic and outrageous adventures, just like the time our player had to feed their niece formula to save the day! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just don’t forget to bring your own baby formula!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • MakeupMayhemCraft

    MakeupMayhemCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values your makeup skills? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate a good matte face with a shiny lid look!

    Join us for outrageous makeup challenges where you can show off your curated makeup collection. Don’t worry about anyone inspecting your makeup bag – we only care about your creativity and skills!

    And if you ever need a professional makeup artist, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Just like the bride who insisted on new makeup for her wedding, we’ll make sure you look camera-ready for all your in-game adventures.

    So come join us on the most glamorous Minecraft server around, where your makeup game is just as important as your building skills. Who knew pixelated blocks could look this fabulous?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • EnablingEnderman Minecraft SMP

    EnablingEnderman Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity.

    We have a strict “no boring builds allowed” policy, so get ready to unleash your creativity and build the most outrageous structures you can think of. From giant toilet houses to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our weekly “Deathmatch Monday” events where players battle it out in a gladiator-style arena for epic loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let the insanity begin! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your wacky builds and crazy antics.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Dimension Hops: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • HateTrendCraft

    HateTrendCraft
    Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers with the same old trends? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us if you can’t stand the trend of building boring old houses and want to create a giant toilet-shaped mansion instead. Yes, you heard that right – we encourage all our players to embrace their inner plumber and build the most outrageous toilets you can imagine. Who needs a castle when you can have a throne room fit for a king?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire in epic, high-stakes showdowns. Will you fight for the side of clucks or bleats? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re ready to ditch the boring trends and embrace the absurdity, come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what hilarious adventures await you in this wacky world?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • WeCanGoMining

    WeCanGoMining

    Fast-paced box PvP action, intense battles, custom gear, and non-stop fun! Join WeCanGoMining today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Mines Excavated: 2380

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • VerifiedPlus

    VerifiedPlus

    Vote For Verified+ Here! Season 1 Started 9/18/24 Become A OG now! New Survival SMP, Crystal PVP, SMP PVP, and good fighters!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Join the No-Drama Vanilla Club – Where Even the Creepers Respect Personal Space! 1.20 Update now available!

    Join the No-Drama Vanilla Club – Where Even the Creepers Respect Personal Space! 1.20 Update now available!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Platform Server Address Port
    Java (PC/MAC/Linux) mc.peacefulvanilla.club None
    Bedrock (PE/Console) bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club 19132

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    How do I connect to the server?

    For Java players, connect to mc.peacefulvanilla.club. For Bedrock players, connect to bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club with port 19132. You can also add “Nifty Nemesis” as a friend on Bedrock and connect through the multiplayer friends tab.

    Is PvP allowed on the server?

    PvP is restricted to designated arenas on the server. In other areas, there is no PvP, creating a stress-free environment.

    Are there map resets on the server?

    Since its inception in Summer 2019, the server’s map has remained untouched. There are no map resets, providing a continuous and evolving world.

    How can I protect my territory on the server?

    You can secure your land by claiming it with a unique block. Obtain your first claim block after 30 minutes of playtime, and purchase more at the spawn.

    Is there an in-game economy on the server?

    Yes, the server features a player-managed economy where you can set up shops with villagers, rent and sell areas to other players, and engage in various economic activities.

    Are there playtime ranks on the server?

    Yes, your playtime on the server matters as you can unlock rewards and permissions by ascending through playtime ranks. The more you play, the higher you rank.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Falling into the Void: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server

    Throne & Liberty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where you can battle it out in intense PvP matches while also embarking on thrilling MMORPG quests. This server is like no other, it’s like a mix of Korean drama and Minecraft madness!

    Join us on September 26th for Early Access and witness the chaos unfold. Will you be the one to claim the throne and liberty for all? Or will you be defeated by the forces of darkness and never see the light of day again?

    Don’t miss out on the full release on October 1st, where the stakes are higher, the quests are crazier, and the battles are more intense than ever before. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic adventure!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft server like never before. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Throne and Liberty!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Switch Minecraft SMP Console PC Funny

    Switch Minecraft SMP Console PC Funny
    Are you tired of being stuck on your console like a sad potato while all the cool kids are playing on PC? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of possibilities that will make your console cry tears of envy.

    Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows you up. But fear not, on our SMP, you can respawn with a brand new set of diamond armor and a pet dragon to help you exact revenge on that pesky creeper.

    And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that roams the lands and grants wishes to those who are brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against an army of evil mobs and emerged victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your console woes and join us on our Minecraft SMP for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs consoles when you can have pet dragons and Diamond Unicorns, am I right?

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 6 Falling into the Void: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Alien Abductions: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • InstaBlock Minecraft Server

    InstaBlock Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with a controlling partner? Look no further! Join our server for a safe space where you can build and mine without the fear of someone demanding you remove all your male followers on Instagram.

    Our server is a place where you can post all the bikini pics and sports bra selfies you want without anyone telling you to take them down. We encourage self-expression and freedom, so feel free to show off those abs and climb those virtual rocks without judgment.

    Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who will never give you an ultimatum between them and your male followers. We believe in trust and respect, so you can sip on virtual drinks with your virtual girlfriends without any drama.

    So come join us on the most liberating Minecraft server out there! Build, explore, and be yourself without any controlling boyfriends breathing down your neck. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life ultimatums.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Potions Brewed: 70
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BlockyBridezilla

    BlockyBridezilla
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in sibling rivalry taken to the next level! Join us for a chance to settle your differences with your sister in a virtual world where anything is possible.

    Imagine a scenario where you and your sister are competing to build the most extravagant wedding dress in Minecraft. Will you go for a traditional white gown or a daring neon pink creation? The choice is yours!

    But beware, as snarky comments and passive-aggressive remarks are the norm on our server. Get ready to defend your build and your honor as you navigate through family drama and Minecraft challenges.

    So, if you’re looking for a server where you can unleash your creativity and settle scores with your sister in a hilarious and outrageous way, look no further! Join us now and let the wedding dress wars begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 15 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Crops Grown: 2685 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ChildhoodNostalgiaMC SMP

    ChildhoodNostalgiaMC SMP
    Are you tired of adulting and longing for the carefree days of your childhood? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can relive your childhood memories in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds with your best friend when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with a starchy fist. Rumor has it that he grants wishes to those who can bring him the rarest potato in all the land. Will you be the one to claim the title of Potato Champion?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin! Remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Villages Defended: 20 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyCash30K

    CraftyCash30K
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can turn that 30,000 dollars into virtual diamonds and emeralds! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual empire and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whichever you prefer).

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a dragon made entirely out of TNT. Will you be brave enough to face the explosive beast and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history – or blow yourself up trying. The choice is yours!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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