Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • DualCrafts

    DualCrafts

    This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

    Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 524916 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Surrealcraft

    Surrealcraft

    Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

    Website=www.surrealcraft.net

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 27
    Emeralds Found: 313 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 34

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • DmarMc

    DmarMc

    The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • HaxirCraft

    HaxirCraft

    Survival | Griefing | HaxirMaps | Hunger Games | Mob Arena |

    www.HaxirCraft.com

    HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Sk8erpnk

    Sk8erpnk

    First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Portlandia

    Portlandia

    Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 96 Potions Brewed: 157
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ShadowPvP

    ShadowPvP

    Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

    The Server

    ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

    Our Plugins

    Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Magic Items Found: 5519 Dragon Eggs Found: 8283
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • EvilBits

    EvilBits

    Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ninjacraft

    ninjacraft

    We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MayoSlo

    MayoSlo

    Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Ores Mined: 671 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Very Pug

    Very Pug

    Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Love Letters Sent: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MineBound

    MineBound

    This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4615
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 73 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Mingul

    Mingul

    Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

    The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

    We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 111
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Lickwim

    Lickwim

    Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 334 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Buildings Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • IronCraft

    IronCraft

    Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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