Professor Signorelli’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, balance, chewed, digestion, disorders, Food, Intelligent, lassitude, liver, Minecraft, Neapolitan, neutralism, nostalgic inactivity, pancreas, pasta, pessimism, Professor, Rice, saliva, Signorelli, Signorellis, smp, starchy, transformation

Are you tired of feeling lassitude, pessimism, and nostalgic inactivity? Do you want to break free from the shackles of neutralism? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring balance back to your organs and your life!

Our server is run by a team of highly trained pasta experts who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery and carb-loading. With their guidance, you will learn to chew your pasta properly and avoid disruptions in your pancreas and liver.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground pasta laboratory where we conduct experiments to create the perfect pasta dish. Who knows what delicious creations you might discover?

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where pasta is more than just a food – it’s a way of life. Don’t let Signorelli’s warnings scare you away, embrace the pasta and join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Mines Excavated:	4478	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3516
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ores Mined:	8237	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Towns Built:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Animals Bred:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Star Shards Collected:	53
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	822	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2603	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Farms Harvested:	489	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	872
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Potions Brewed:	143
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	234
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	653433
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!