ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 6
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Servers

  • KingSMP

    KingSMP

    Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SiriusMC

    SiriusMC

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Runes Activated: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Crops Grown: 9091 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Altitude Community

    Altitude Community

    Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LusiadasCraft

    LusiadasCraft

    The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HoloCraft SEA

    HoloCraft SEA

    Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Universal

    Universal

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineWave

    MineWave

    MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 79 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AnubisMC

    AnubisMC

    We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4249 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Empire Minecraft

    Empire Minecraft

    Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineGen

    MineGen

    Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineLucky

    MineLucky

    MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Animals Bred: 141
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PotterworldMC

    PotterworldMC

    Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Emeralds Found: 6520 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Seed

    The Seed

    The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5214 Falling into the Void: 2
    Alien Abductions: 0 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Crops Grown: 3320 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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