ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
Animals Bred: 115 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Tulpcraft

    Tulpcraft

    Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Emeralds Found: 4569
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 90
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • StarRail SMP

    StarRail SMP

    We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 91
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Cataclysm

    Cataclysm

    Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Farms Harvested: 925
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Amalthea

    Amalthea

    Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Nexus Minecraft

    Nexus Minecraft

    [1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 9072

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • The bulbs

    The bulbs

    My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

    FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Rencorner

    Rencorner

    ⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

    Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Craftland.org

    Craftland.org

    All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Dimension Hops: 8
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 136
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • ClownerCraft

    ClownerCraft

    A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 443 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • JungleSMP

    JungleSMP

    Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Penia Network

    Penia Network

    .It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • RogueMC Network

    RogueMC Network

    In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Cross Worlds

    Cross Worlds

    Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Gods Slained: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 72

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Source

    Source

    Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Potions Brewed: 64 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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