ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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