ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Alpinita

    Alpinita

    Towny War server with rpg and missions, with many more things to entertain yourself on the server, and with all its modalities

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 132 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Chimeras Created: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Ores Mined: 5610 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PROJECTS turk survival sunucu

    PROJECTS turk survival sunucu

    IP: mc.projects.gg / Site: https://projects.gg/

    To join Turkish Survival Server Gaia, just connect from version 1.20.4!

    Download Minecraft: https://projects.gg/indir Join Discord » https://projects.gg/discord

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5945 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • craftplex lifesteal

    craftplex lifesteal

    Welcome to the CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP, where survival meets the supernatural in the most electrifying way possible!

    Dive into a world where darkness and light collide, where every heartbeat resonates with the pulse of adventure. CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP is not just your average survival server; it’s a journey into the unknown, where players harness the power of lifesteal to conquer the most daunting challenges.

    Picture yourself navigating through a landscape teeming with mystical creatures, ancient ruins, and hidden treasures waiting to be unearthed. As you explore, you’ll encounter fellow adventurers, forging alliances and facing off against foes in epic battles for supremacy.

    But here’s the twist: in CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP, your survival isn’t just about avoiding danger—it’s about embracing it. With the power of lifesteal at your fingertips, every strike against your enemies fuels your vitality, turning the tide of battle in your favor.

    Forge your path as a master of the dark arts or a beacon of light in a world shrouded in mystery. Build towering fortresses to defend against the forces of darkness or embark on daring raids to claim glory and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    With custom plugins and a vibrant community of adventurers, CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP offers endless possibilities for those brave enough to venture into its depths. Are you ready to embrace the darkness and become a legend in your own right? Join us on CraftPlex Lifesteal SMP and carve your legacy in the annals of history.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Ores Mined: 6564
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 313
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TobitopiaNet

    TobitopiaNet

    TobitopiaNet – Minigames Network [1.8 – 1.20]

    INFORMATION ABOUT THE NETWORK: – We program 99.99% of the plugins ourselves – We currently have 25 games – We support English, German, Korean, Russian and 17 other languages

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9517 Star Shards Collected: 75
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Runes Activated: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Zombie Dances: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lunar Legends

    Lunar Legends

    Welcome to Lunar Legends, where Minecraft meets Modernization! Our Fabric modded server is all about enhancing the classic Minecraft experience with fresh, custom features. Designed by our talented development team, we aim to keep the gameplay feeling familiar while introducing exciting new elements each month. Explore our distinct dimensions, each offering unique landscapes and adventures, and hunt down our exclusive custom items scattered throughout the world. Join us on Lunar Legends and experience Minecraft in a whole new light, where the sky’s not the limit—it’s just the beginning.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 37 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goof Country

    Goof Country

    Goof Country is a single biome only server. Right now its dripstone caves. The biome changes every 1st and 15th of the month.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Runes Activated: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Star Shards Collected: 198
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blossom Network

    Blossom Network

    Immerse yourself in a survival adventure where MCMMO transforms ordinary gameplay into a skill-level journey. Conquer quests, hone your skills, and navigate the world with grief prevention tools that keep your builds safe. Plus, with a thriving economy, you can get rich and compete for the top spot on the leaderboard. Join us for a perfect mix of MCMMO, survival challenges, epic quests, grief prevention, and economic elements!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Horizons Reborned

    Horizons Reborned

    Embark on an adventure like no other in our Minecraft server! With McMMO, Jobs, and Slimefun the possibilities are endless to discover. The horizon awaits you!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Forgotten Realms

    Forgotten Realms

    Welcome to the Forgotten Realms, a unique Minecraft experience where creativity, adventure, and community come together! Our server, equipped with the latest and most innovative plugins, offers an immersive world that goes beyond the ordinary.

    Exciting Features: – Bolt: Experience Minecraft like never before with Bolt, enhancing server performance and gameplay smoothness. – Advanced Lock System: Our server introduces a new evolution of the classic Lockette/LWC plugins, providing enhanced security for your treasures. – Fancy Biomes: Explore breathtaking custom-generated biomes, each offering a unique landscape and adventure. Your next discovery is just around the corner! – Voting Rewards: Have a say in the server’s progression! Engage in our community voting system and earn exciting rewards for your contributions. – ChestShops: Unleash your entrepreneurial spirit! Create and manage your own shops, trade with other players, and become a tycoon in our dynamic economy. – TreeFeller: Make lumberjacking more efficient and satisfying with TreeFeller, allowing for quick and easy harvesting of wood. – ChatEmojis: Express yourself in more ways than ever with our ChatEmojis, adding fun and personality to every conversation.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ranked BedWars

    Ranked BedWars

    Ranked BedWars server, intended for all players, no premium needed, competition road in all modes, prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd place, COME AND HAVE FUN WITH US

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NovaKay

    NovaKay

    NovaKay is a minecraft server for thekaymasters community and anyone else who wants to play! We currently have a smp server for subscribers of thekaymaster on twitch and a skyblock server open to everyone. Come join! We have prizes for #1 skyblock island

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TheBoysRP

    TheBoysRP

    TheBoysRP is a Minecraft server in 1.12.2. In this universe you can create your own story by becoming the most feared villain or the most sadistic hero! But if you wish, you can very well be just a simple citizen and do a completely respectable job like Doctor, Firefighter, etc. You can obtain various powers by consuming Composer V available on the server via various experiments carried out by Vaught and his scientists. Various realistic guns and vehicles are waiting for you to heist or race with your friends! Don’t wait any longer and come discover TheBoysRP experience on Minecraft.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7367 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Galia Friends

    Galia Friends

    I hope you have fun within this great server 24/7 in version 1.20.1, have fun looking for an adventure in the mine, build incredible structures or cities or develop your engineering from another planet with redstone, if that doesn’t please you, explore the nether, or other planets like such, or just relax with friends doing things, enjoy the server. Echo for the community

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 45

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rolys Minecraft – Vanilla Survival

    Rolys Minecraft – Vanilla Survival

    A fresh vanilla server, with minimal plugins. Located in Australia.

    IP Address: vanilla.rolyd.com Discord: http://discord.gg/vtPFNYg

    We have been running Minecraft Servers since April 2011, and welcomes all new players to join.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • SkylexMC

    SkylexMC

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    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
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