ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 704 Animals Bred: 157
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • oter SMP

    oter SMP

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    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CrystalCraftMC

    CrystalCraftMC

    This is CrystalCraftMC!

    CrystalCraftMC is a small server network that has been online for over four years, featuring a semi-vanilla survival server and a creative server!

    In our semi-vanilla survival world, you can explore the world just as the Mojang developers intended it to be explored. You can travel endless landscapes of the world as far as the eye can see until you find somewhere you want to call home. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed, and there are no plugins giving donors unfair perks to ruin your survival experience. If you get bored in mining and building, you can play in the MobArena with friends.

    If you are feeling inspired, you can head to our creative server to try out designs for your survival builds or just to show off your creativity with the rest of the community. We love to see people show off their talent on our creative server, and you might even catch a staff member’s eye and get your creations featured on one of our other servers.

    No matter what you choose to do, you can have a good time on CrystalCraftMC. We have a mature and responsible server staff that are here to help you have a good time! Unlike many other servers, staff will never raid, destroy, or harm your progress!

    Our server experience has been tailored over a course of four years, and we are looking forward to seeing you online!

    Check out our website here! https://crystalcraftmc.com

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MBCraft Factions

    MBCraft Factions

    Part of MBCraft Network! Join our factions server and learn more about us! NO PAY TO WIN WITH GARBAGE RANK KITS…

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 74 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Falling into the Void: 0 Endless Night Skies: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Aerth Minecraft Server

    Aerth Minecraft Server

    Family-friendly survival server. Main worlds PvE, new PVP world for those who want to fight. Friendly supportive staff, eternal sun every Sunday, economy, skills, NEW minigames being added! Come explore and build with us!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Zombie Dances: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 246 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • TheReawakens

    TheReawakens

    TheReawakens is a creative build server, we make Timelapses and creation videos of builds on our server, we do also have a survival world

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3191 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Linearpvp

    Linearpvp

    a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • sConCraft

    sConCraft

    sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

    Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Zurifia

    Zurifia

    This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 148
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MythicCrafters

    MythicCrafters

    Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6276 Crops Grown: 2361
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Buildings Constructed: 25

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SurvivaltiCraft

    SurvivaltiCraft

    join plz theres loving staff free ranks and cool survival so if u would like to join copy the ip and paste it so i would have some players its ok if u dont want to join but if u want to join plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz join and plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss join this good server

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 80 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ICECRAFT

    ICECRAFT

    a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Divine Spears Created: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • UltParkour

    UltParkour

    Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 175 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4501 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SkyMinezOW

    SkyMinezOW

    A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • iPwnAge

    iPwnAge

    Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

    Some features of iPwnAge:

    -No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

    We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

    -We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 64 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BirbMC

    BirbMC

    Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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