ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

New Minecraft Servers

  • FioreCraft

    FioreCraft

    We are Fiorecraft, a fun Survival Multiplayer Minecraft server with added enhancements!

    Fiorecraft features McMMO, ChestShop, Factions, catacombs, iConomy, and Buycraft.

    Check in the first Friday of the month for lottery drawings! The top player on the McMMO stat list, and the largest faction also win weekly prizes.

    Enjoy a functioning economy featuring ChestShop.

    Test your battle-prowess in our Death Arena!

    Become a donator and enjoy a special donator section and other perks!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Towns Built: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCsPVP

    MCsPVP

    McsPvP is an Amazing Minecraft network that tries to provides the best services for the players. We hope you join and enjoy your stay on our servers.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Buildings Constructed: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • True Minecraft

    True Minecraft

    We are a new survival server, 24/7 and looking for staff. At the moment we are a small comunity but outr maximum player slot is 30 so we are looking for a far larger community. We are a Survival server. But we are working on a creatiev world for players of a certain rank to use.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UnearthedCraft

    UnearthedCraft

    UnearthedCraft is a friendly, non-pvp, near-vanilla Light Survival server. We utilize a white-list to be sure all of our players are decent human beings. You can apply on our Forums in the Whitelist Applications section. http://www.unearthedcraft.com/forums/

    We also have a custom 24/7 “hunt” world that uses assault weapons in for a Pure FFA ongoing deathmatch with unlimited respawns in a destroy-as-you-wish environment that regenerates daily. See /hunt for details.

    We use a custom resource pack to skin all of our weapons and ammo for /hunt, so be sure to enable Server Textures in your server selection screen. It does *not* replace blocks like grass, dirt, stone, etc, so feel free to use your own desired texture packs along with it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4705
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Cool Table – Semi-Vanilla PVE

    The Cool Table – Semi-Vanilla PVE

    The Cool Table is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server with one goal in mine: Have fun and build cool stuff!

    You can build anywhere and do as you please as you fight against the environment and other players. Building is free and open to all anywhere in the world. Build with your friends, team up with others, or just come in to do your own thing and chat with others.

    We encourage an open and relaxed environment that lets players play the game how they want to. Hop in and say hi!

    Please read the rules before you play on our website CoolTable.org.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • xX0M3GAXxs MC Server

    xX0M3GAXxs MC Server

    We are a small growing server that we hope to grow more by finding new players and more builders to build everything and anything 😀

    When you join you will be a guest and to become a builder and be able to eat or break/place blocks you must register and fill out a builder app at “http://xx0m3gaxx.com/f/”

    We are currently looking to grow and have more players and looking to expand our server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Crops Grown: 7841

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ShadowBlade

    ShadowBlade

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Secret Passages Found: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 229708 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Star Shards Collected: 287
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 28

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MagiCraft Network

    MagiCraft Network

    We have a nice staff and community. The server is a “network” of creative servers, survival servers, PvP, mini games and more. Our server runs 24/7 and has unlimited slots. The server is still in progress but will be public very soon.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Demon Skulls Collected: 48

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TekkroMC

    TekkroMC

    TekkroMC is a sister server of the popular Tekkit server named Tekkro.

    This Vanilla edition of Tekkro is all about the economy. We have an AMAZING custom stock market plugin, Towny, Battle Arena, HeroChat, RandomPort, Trade (trade players safely from anywhere on the map!), MCJobs, and many other popular and fun plugins.

    We pride ourselves in having one of the best economies of the Minecraft community. If you love the idea of trading stocks, financing loans, or being a ruler of nations, TekkroMC is the place for you.

    Come play and see what all the fuss is about!

    IP: play.tekkromc.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Enchantments Applied: 92
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sammichland

    Sammichland

    A new community based server with hand built villages, PVP arena, trains wands and much more, Looking to start out with some more people who just want to have some fun, and who want to build some great things!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Outbreak Gaming

    Outbreak Gaming

    Hey! We are the guys from Outbreak-Gaming.net!

    Outbreak-Gaming is a non-profit gaming community which promises that our gaming servers will always be free and open to everyone and most importantly fun!! Our administration team puts in a lot of hard work into our servers and devote a lot of their free time into making sure that everyone is happy and that everyone is getting the most out of playing on our servers.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Runes Activated: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 104 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minekraft.eu

    Minekraft.eu

    Minekraft.eu is a survival bukkit / vanilla server where we build epic builds, trade goods and survive from monsters. It’s an English / Estonian public server without whitelist, running on Craftbukkit with top-notch plugins.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Grill

    The Grill

    We run a Survival server with Towny to provide controlled PVP in wilderness but ‘safety’ in the towns. Attached though we have additional worlds giving full on pvp, mob hunting, creative and nether. We are constantly adding new features.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Dimension Hops: 15 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Towns Built: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RenegadeCraft

    RenegadeCraft

    We are the ultimate factions/pvp/raid server. Invite and play with your friends and become one of the top factions on our server today!

    Server Info: 100 Slots, 32 GB ram, 8 cores, 24/7, SSD, NO LAG

    – Factions – PvP – Raiding – Chest Shops – MCMMO

    Connected Servers: SkyBlock and Creative

    FREE STUFF: Earn points by voting, posting or spending money on forums. Points can be used to get free stuff like in-game money, ranks, items (god armor, god sword, spawn eggs, etc..)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Towns Built: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ParadACE

    ParadACE

    This is a new and upcoming eco server with unlimited slots and plenty of space to build your new empire, it has a great friendly community with helpful people and staff. At present we are building PvP arena’s and fun and games. We also have a prison for the naughty one’s, but are not a prison based server. We have many plugins and are always on the look out for new one’s to bring you a great game.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 208013 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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