ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SramblerCraft

    SramblerCraft
    SramblerCraft

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FlyMC

    FlyMC

    FREE FLYING FOR EVERYONE! – HARDCORE PVP – FACTIONS – MCMMO – SKYLANDS – CHESTLOOT – AND MORE

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 40 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Only Funky Tekkit

    The Only Funky Tekkit

    A 20 slot tekkit server connected to the sheep on fire community. It’s white-listed so to get access you need to go on our white-list board and write your IGN.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Zombie Dances: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Mines Excavated: 2138

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ender Craft

    Ender Craft

    This server is a Proper Server. Join now and play the survival games. You can learn new survival skills and battle your friends! Enjoy!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Towns Built: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Animals Bred: 144 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • m5buildcraft

    m5buildcraft

    a growing server where you make friends (don’t kill) enemies and have fun!Ask help from your fellow mods edec96, bassee1234567890, alluminium, maxidan, and last but not least the OWNER meurer1519! a growing server where you make new friends (don’t kill) enemies and have fun! Ask the help of another moderators edec96, bassee1234567890, alluminium, maxidan, and last but not least the owner meurer1519!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gamechurch City

    Gamechurch City

    Greetings citizen! Welcome to GameChurch City, the official Minecraft server for GameChurch! GameChurch City exists to provide a friendly environment to experience your favorite Minecraft games such as Hunger Games, Paintball, Village Defense, and Parkour maps as well as classic modes like Survival and Creative plots.

    Everyone likes to take a break from survival, and the fastest way to do so is with minigames! We provide a constantly-growing collection of parkour worlds, PVE Minigame arenas such as Village Defense, and over 30 minigames including Cookie Clicker and Tetris to pass the time while that iron smelts.The survival world operates using a jobs plugin to build money, Residence to protect your land, and Chest Shops to sell(or buy) all of those precious diamonds.

    Even if you run out of things to buy, there are plenty of cosmetics and mounts available to customize your experience!So come say hi and see what you think!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SerendipityMCS

    SerendipityMCS

    Hello Everyone! My name is POPI102! I am going to talk to you about my new server that is in BETA. This is a survival server with mcMMO, Factions, and more. We have two worlds you can go to at the moment. The Main Factions World or the Survival World. This server has some of the most fun, mature, and helpful staff you can find. The server runs off of donations, so if you like the server please donate. Thank you for reading and I will see you on the server! 😀

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Scrambler

    Scrambler

    PVP, New Server, Survival, Chest Protection

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RebornPvP**Factions~

    RebornPvP**Factions~

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Crops Grown: 4543
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Planet Beacon

    Planet Beacon

    Come visit PlanetBeacon, we are a large hub server featuring TONS of gametypes. We strive for quality and player satisfaction.

    Some games we offer: – SkyBlock – Creative – Factions – Prison – SkyWars – HungerGames – Cops & Robbers – KitPvP – And more…

    We run on the best hardware in order to provide you with a fluid gaming experience. If you need any support, please contact us by email at [email protected]

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Spiralcraft

    Spiralcraft

    Minecraft hardcore pvp survival server! join and vote for the server for diamonds for the shop at the spawn! donations are welcomed and if you want to donate plz just tell me on the server and i will answer you where to go! Have a good day!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CapricaTown.net

    CapricaTown.net

    You love building and mining? We love it too. Come on our server and claim land by placing your first chest. Get more claimed land by spending time playing. No one will be able to destroy your work on your claimed land.

    Primary focus: Building, Mining, Trading, Having fun with friends! Secondary: PVP

    Join our website community, click on this link: http://capricatown.enjin.com/page/328008/recruitment?gid=6207-0

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4504 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VillagerCraft

    VillagerCraft

    Welcome To VillagerCraft Where You Can Leave Your House Without worrying about getting greifed or people raiding or stealing your stuff.This Is A Server about leveling up with money by selling stuff nad ranking up to get new prefixes and new commands :D. WE Have An amazing Spawn From BlueXephos’s Big Series called “Shadow Israphel”. WE Hope You Enjoy And Have fun On Our Server 😀 We Also Have deticated staff and more plugins to come! Thanks for reading and Enjoy The Server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealmKeepers

    RealmKeepers

    Welcome to Realm Keepers Server. Your quest is to Join 1 of the 4 Kingdom (Clans That own a world). To become a super power of the realm. To be faired by all other clans. Become Rich and powerful, become unstoppable. Don’t get to big headed, if you play right, and work as a clan, you can conquer all. That also can work out for your enemies. SO don’t let your guard down. Keep your clan active and you will become LORD of the Kingdom.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7343 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • teh3l3m3nts

    teh3l3m3nts

    As vanilla as possible, with anti-griefing and administrative plugins. Very community based, and always welcome to newcomers. Multiverse enabled so that we can keep old maps around, as this server has been around a long time. Starting out you can only access ‘Noob World’ and freely build there. After 3 days email us to be added as a full member and unlock everything else!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Mines Excavated: 2621 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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