ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 11
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MortalPVP | 24/7 Factions

    MortalPVP | 24/7 Factions

    So, Let’s get this straight, I’m not one of those stupid guys who go “Hey guys! Josh here! And today im showing you how this server is unique!” No. Stop Josh, Just stop. NO server is unique, We all use the same plugins and essentially act the same. Players make a server, not plugins. We have a pretty small yet Decent community with a decent website (WIP) and some Cool plugins like shops and so on (The usual) But if you are sitting here reading this, I’m guessing you’re pretty damn bored, Some hop on the server. Maybe you will learn something new maybe not, But i wager it’s better than sitting here reading endless PMC posts.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 90 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • MinecraftMalta

    MinecraftMalta

    ★★ 5 Servers – 1 IP ★★ ➝ JOIN NOW! ✔ ➝ 24/7 ✔ ➝ 24GB RAM ✔ ➝ 200 slots ✔ ➝ NO LAG ✔ ➝ Non Premium Players Allowed ✔ ➝ Economy ✔ ➝ GamesRoom (PvP, PvE, Parkour, etc.) ✔ ➝ Factions ✔ ➝ Plots ✔ ➝ Friendly Staff ✔ ➝ VIPs ✔ ➝ Many features and more coming! ✔ ★ https://www.facebook.com/MinecraftMalta ★

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8207 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Titan

    Titan

    Welcome to Titan,

    This is a Factions PvP server at its finest. The server is just starting again and is welcoming new players into the server.

    Voting here and the other lists we are on (links on our forums) you ear 5 diamonds and 1 Enchant Point

    What are Enchant Points? They allow you to use the shop to customize what enchantments are on your items. Want an Unbreaking sword? done. Want a Sharpness Steak? done. Anything goes in that shop.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Emeralds Found: 5950 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Devil’s Minecraft

    Devil’s Minecraft

    Welcome to Devil’s PvP!

    Devil’s PvP invites you to join us today!

    Defeat enemies in massive pvp battles and defend your land.

    Create a faction and make it the most powerful on the server.

    Ally with fellow friends and form massive armies to take down all opposition.

    Or have some fun by participating in the lottery and auctions!

    Relax and join spleef, boxing, mob arena!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 70953 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Infinicraft

    Infinicraft

    Check out our website at http://infinicraft.net

    Join the Infinicraft network! Home of unique games like War Games, InfiniSG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

    Join the Infinicraft Network Today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5814
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • TekkLads MC

    TekkLads MC

    Awsome Server To join Create Factions Play around with friends and get 3 people for 10 diamonds 😀

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 81 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftINC

    CraftINC

    CraftINC Is A Whitelist Build Server For The Best Of builders We Strive To Build A Great Community And Great stuff, And A Great Time While We Do

    Apply For Whitelist: http://craftinc.enjin.com/ ip: Craftinc.mcph.co:26075

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Magic Items Found: 3326 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Nathans Simple Survival

    Nathans Simple Survival

    Introduction Welcome to Simple Survival! A community based server built on quality service and an Almost Vanilla Experience. Almost, you say? Here at Simple Survival, we try to provide the best survival experience possible, but at the same time, allowing our members to have a little more freedom. Instead of a pure vanilla server where a player may be prone to griefing and stealing, we have installed a few backend plugins so you won’t have to worry. McMMO gives the server a simple non-invasive skill system that provides goals for the players and allows for competition. At Simple Survival, we hope to provide the friendliest and most mature community for your Minecraft Multiplayer needs.

    PLEASE APPLY THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED WITHIN AN HOUR.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4896 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Alien Abductions: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Dimension Hops: 10 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Phobos PVP

    Phobos PVP

    Supporting 1.8.1-1.8.7 clients Hand Drawn Customs Biomes Map! Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn.. We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA. IP: server.phobospvp.com Website http://phobospvp.com Also, forget just TNT… Grenades Flashbangs Creeper Eggs Napalm and even NUKES to wreck other Factions. Raid, kill, grief, steal, betray, smash, burn… Or just frikkin’ nuke it all. The Machine: We aren’t hosted at mcpro-whatever like most servers… We host ourselves on a machine with: 4x Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2690 0 @ 2.90GHz cores | 16GB of memory | Run from SSD with custom HDD backups 2x daily. Hosted from a state-of-the-art data center in Atlanta, GA.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Emeralds Found: 946 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Escapecraft

    Escapecraft

    • Server IP: escapecraft.com • No Whitelist • Brand New Survival World • Latest Spigot with dozens of plugins • Friendly Staff & Community

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 New Chunks Explored: 453197
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • qubecraft

    qubecraft
    qubecraft

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • VDHI Craft

    VDHI Craft

    VDHI Craft is an awesome PVP, Faction, War, McMMo, and Raiding server!

    We have extremely nice staff, lots of fun things to do, and much, much more!

    We believe on having a small-slot server. We believe that this is an advantage over 100+ slot servers because this allows you to make alot of friends and stay in touch, and battle the enemys. Too many people = not enough interaction.

    If you just want to survive the wilderness, do some Hunger Games, fight someone in our pvp arenas or co-op in our mobarena, build statues, or just make new friends, VDHI craft is for you.

    VDHI Craft stands for Vitler1942, Dark_Warrior_1, havingreatfun, and ImTotallyTechy, the head people of the server. ImTotallyTechy is the owner and havingreatfun, Dark_Warrior_1 and Vitler1942 are admins.

    Dark_Warrior_1 was recently revoked of his admin powers due to abuse. We did to so to protect our players and continue a safe and fun playing and pvp envoirment.

    You can visit us online at vdhicraft.com

    You can join us at mc.vdhicraft.com

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Star Shards Collected: 121
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Legitland

    Legitland

    A very fun server that tries to keep it’s gameplay as close to vanilla as possible , while providing the player with the essential things they need to have an optimal experience.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • VcGaming

    VcGaming

    We Are A Hardcore Faction Server, Are World Boarder is Small Which Makes The Raids Better! Come Check Us Out And Stay For A While You”ll Enjoy What You See! We Also Run Custom Plugins Which Helps The Server TenFold!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Artesanato Scavenger

    Artesanato Scavenger
    Scavenger Crafts

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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