ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Villages Defended: 18 Astral Amulets Crafted: 28
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

    VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

    Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4708 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Enchantments Applied: 126

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Zuma | Faction PVP

    Zuma | Faction PVP

    ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MineSecure

    MineSecure

    MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

    It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

    Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

    Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

    If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Wive server

    Wive server

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Alien Abductions: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MendozaCraft

    MendozaCraft

    MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

    Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Block Hermit

    Block Hermit

    No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

    We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

    What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

    What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

    Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Void Gems Collected: 33

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PsychoticCraft

    PsychoticCraft

    This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CruCraft

    CruCraft

    Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • corpmore

    corpmore
    corpmore

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Gods Slained: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Skyblock.fi

    Skyblock.fi

    Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

    Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

    Some features:

    – Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

    Come and have fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 New Chunks Explored: 722827

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • AmbarCraft Vanilla

    AmbarCraft Vanilla

    This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Potions Brewed: 90 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 New Chunks Explored: 271568

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • DoctorWhoCraft

    DoctorWhoCraft

    Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Chimeras Created: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ChocolateMC

    ChocolateMC

    Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • PVPCraft

    PVPCraft

    PvPcraft

    free TARDIS server

    survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

    Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

    ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

    Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Potions Brewed: 158 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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