ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Potions Brewed: 169
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Halcyon Realm

    Halcyon Realm

    Halcyon was made with our favorite plugins and features in mind, blending them together to create a server that allows players to get the best out of their survival server experience. We added MCMMO to give players willing to put time into certain skills a leg up, sign shops to allow the economically minded to buy and sell items, easy rules acceptance to get you started right away and a large open world, viewable via our website’s livemap open for exploration.

    Best of all, we’re not a g-rated server, so while staff will kick players for excessive swearing or caps to cool them off, you’re allowed to slip a few curse words in after that unfortunate creeper death, or enderman blooper like we’re all want to do.

    Come on in, have a look around, make yourself at home. Be certain to read the rules!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Animals Bred: 86 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • LightLegends

    LightLegends

    Lightlegends

    Home of the legendary Light Warriors.

    Economy | Skyblock | Farmwelten Creative | PvP | Events TS³ | Portal | HP

    Global Address: Lightlegends.de

    Euer LightLegends – Team

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Animals Bred: 135
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 44 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • EverPvP

    EverPvP

    Everpvp, a survival faction pvp server, it is Danish and good community. Join today with your friends and start your own faction and get stronger, we welcome many players who are nolagg, we have our own dedicated server On (14 RAM) so we can have up to 100-200 players without lagg , there are quite a lot of pvp’s on the server, if you want to check it out here is a link, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4OqsH06n2M if you want more and know about it you can contact [email protected] or you could, join everpvp.dk/spil.everpvp.dk

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 65
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • LastOfUsSMP

    LastOfUsSMP

    Great and brand new Factions/PVP/Raiding Server. Awesome and mature staff and 24/7 uptime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 229
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Zombie Dances: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 781642 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • VentruTech

    VentruTech

    VentruTech Minecraft Community!

    We’re a Minecraft community just looking to have some fun with you guys! We offer three donator packages: AP ($10), VIP ($20), and Premium ($50). We have a Teamspeak3 Server: VentruTechTS.mcfrag.net:9991

    We hope to see y’all soon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Farms Harvested: 946 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Potions Brewed: 24 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Herobrine Sightings: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • KraftKings

    KraftKings

    Welcome to Kraft Kings we are a survival Server with towny & Factions plugins. We have PVP enabled in the wilderness so explore with caution. If you would like to join a Town,Make your own town or stand alone in the wilderness your choice.The KraftKings Server has numerous ways to gain money so come check us out

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • New Era City

    New Era City

    Creative city server. Build apartments, shops, cafes, restaurants… or just be a citizen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2888 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • UltimateMinecraft

    UltimateMinecraft

    Ultimate Minecraft is a medium sized yet busy freebuild Minecraft community. We run the awesome Bukkit server mod with a large list of plugins that provide us with area ownership, economy and anti-grief, as well as many commands and features. We also have a team of active moderators, game masters and admins, who are in game regularly to assist.

    For those interested, the servers specs are as follows; Intel Xeon E3-1240 v3, 32GB RAM, 240GB SSD, 1TB HDD x2, 1Gbit connection.

    Our server is currently greylisted. This means that new players are restricted to building in a seperate world for visitors imaginatively called “The Guest World”. Play for a while, and if you like the server then apply using the link to the top right to be promoted to member and get access to the entire world! In the unlikely event you find yourself not enjoying Ultimate Minecraft, you haven’t wasted any time signing up for a whitelist. It’s the best of both worlds, while keeping quick and efficient for all involved.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Farms Harvested: 183

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • DigitalForge

    DigitalForge

    Looking for a PvP server with an active player base? Looking for a moving economy server? Looking for a server with many player run towns? DigitalForge is the server for you!

    • Closed economy (with market & no inflation) • Anti-grief • Towns & nations • Creative plots including WorldEdit •MobArena • SkyWars • Friendly & helpful staff • Active community • 50+ custom plugins • Teamspeak

    Stake your claim on part of the sprawling 40k×40k map either on your own or as a citizen of a town. After ranking up a few times you can even make your own town & nation! (Don’t worry, ranking up isn’t hard.) Admins will gladly roll back any griefs should they occur. DigitalForge’s economy is virtually exploit proof. Your digits retain their value over time too, digits (currency) outstanding is capped & inflation is closely monitored. Items are bought & sold on the market. The server also buys certain items, albeit at a discount to the market price. Staff here only have the extra abilities necessary to do their jobs and are players like everyone else. Each staff member has earned their position and new staff are chosen based on merit, not applications. We’re hosted on dedicated hardware with ample capacity & all major services are self hosted in order to optimize performance & player experience. Our active, friendly community is constantly growing & eager to welcome new members; log in and join us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 170 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Purplecraft

    Purplecraft

    Purplecraft

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    New Chunks Explored: 89040 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Havoc In Paradise

    Havoc In Paradise

    Havoc In Paradise, is basically the PvP and raiding server you’ve always wanted, we have amazing staff who will always listen to you and a friendly community.

    We’re expecting 24/7 PvP and raiding around spawn and other notable area’s, eg a notable area being one of the portal’s at North, South, East and West. If you need help in game, just send a staff member a PM and they’ll be with you in a short amount of time! if for some odd reason a staff member isn’t online please ask in global chat or PM me on here

    Rules; 1. No hacks at all. 2. The only allowed mods are; rei’s minimap, mods sort inventory’s, optifine and MineCapes(this is a good tool for clan identification) (*If you would like a mod approved please shoot myself or another staff member a pm, with a link to the mod!*) 3. We understand that it’s hard to come to terms with staff members, in situations like this keep the ‘bitching’ to a minimum 4. Have fun, and dont qq all day erry day’ in chat when you die, its frustrating for every one when we see your qq spamming our screens!

    Communication: I have purchased a teamspeak3 server for the use of communication, it is almost vital that clans communicate when in battles, PvPing!

    Teamspeak3 IP: havocinparadise.teamspeak3.org

    We’ll be finishing off our website, with a donation shop and other cool features, very soon!!! If you fall in love with the server instantly please do not hesitate to donate to the server, all the money from donations will go towards upgrades and actually running the server and teamspeak!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Emeralds Found: 9427

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BreackerCraft

    BreackerCraft

    Guys join now! friendly staff, pvp, survival and a whole lot of fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Alien Abductions: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Open Academy | Make Friends | Meet Interesting People | Create Art

    Open Academy | Make Friends | Meet Interesting People | Create Art
    Welcome to Open Academy!

    We are a friendly community of scholars working on cool problems like developing the artificial intelligence afterlife. This is a mostly vanilla survival server with land claim, since March 8th, 2020.

    Please feel free to join us on discord at: https://discord.gg/HsWTQpU

    Our world map is available through dynmap at: http://openacademy.live:8123/

    Come drop by and introduce yourself! You may be find that you will meet interesting people here, and maybe even make a lifelong friend or two!

    History of the server:– Founded at the start of the pandemic out of a dorm room at Harvard– Active players fizzle out around January of 2021– Players stayed in contact over the years through Discord chat– Server rebooted February 2024, update to 1.20.4– New players join our friendly community!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Crops Grown: 8649 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • TeamOne Server

    TeamOne Server

    TeamOne Server – mc.teamone.sg – Open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! Enjoy non-stop fun of building, crafting, gaming and making lots and lots of new friends in our server! Join our community today and start building!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • AlcatrazCraft

    AlcatrazCraft

    welcome to our server we have donate ranks witch are awesome and we have pvp and a huge drop parties and on july 2 admin b-day witch a huge celebrate coming hope we see you add me on skype sakon3218 <-- any problems and questions

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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