ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Towns Built: 6
Potions Brewed: 24 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • HydraCraft

    HydraCraft

    DO NOT ask for Staff Rank You will be kicked if you ask please apply at website About the Server Hydra-Craft is a Minecraft Server with Custom Enchantments, Factions and PVP

    What you Need to Know Chests cant be locked There is a Power death ban for 1 minute (if you lose all your power) Custom enchantments are achieved rarely by enchantment tables Difficulty is on HARD mode and DO NOT ask for a admin role please go to our website for applications Also Remember to Vote for $2000

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • D-Nexus

    D-Nexus

    “The lag is low; the uptime is high (24/7 of course); the plugins are balanced (yes, you have to earn those diamonds); the admins are more than competent; and the community is friendly except when it comes to the occasional murder and robbery. 9/10 would bang on people’s doors to recommend”

    “Everyone is friendly and helpful, the plugins are a good balance between ‘fun’ and ‘challenging’, and the public areas (such as survival spawn, and the hub) are awe-inspiring — sometimes I’ll just wander around them to take in the sights. The staff is always quick to respond, whether it’s fixing a problem, listening to suggestions, or answering questions”

    – Review posted by user(s)

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • TheBurgServer

    TheBurgServer

    This multiplayer server is entirely Vanilla Minecraft. We have implemented a system of team PvP to help improve your experience and make us somewhat unique. Gather a team together and kill other players to advance to become the winners of the week. Each week a new prize is given out to the winning team. If teams are tied, they will fight it out in our custom-built Colosseum. Fights will be held there regularly if you are seeking to actually gain some items rather than just points. All items are given back to the victim if it is outside of the arena. You can play regular minecraft, but getting kills will earn you prizes and fame! Come on and join us!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Das Haifischbecken – Freebuild

    Das Haifischbecken – Freebuild

    Shark tank!? We are Shark Tank, a community that has existed since the end of 2011. Many of our members’ contacts have led to real friendships. We hope that you will also make new acquaintances with us. In contrast to other servers, you will regularly meet our team in the game or Teamspeak and you will also have the opportunity to chat with us at any time. ————————————————————————————————- Server concept At the end of 2011, Shark Tank was created as a Bukkit server with only a few plugins. In the coming years, our server has been further developed to create an interesting and entertaining game world for every type of player. Based on our experiences, we set up a new server in early 2017 that will continue the Shark Tank tradition for a long time.

    Enjoy Minecraft as it should be! ————————————————————————————————- Haifischbecken.net ༼っ◕‿◕༽

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 148 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Sami Stine

    Sami Stine
    Sami Stine

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • RedemptionTeams

    RedemptionTeams

    RedemptionTeams is a new, modern, and fresh Teams PvP server! With custom plug-ins, amazing staff, and new and improved PvP, we believe that RedemptionTeams really is the ULTIMATE PvP expierence. Whether you have played Teams before, or you are new to it, our server has an amazing progression. RedemptionTeams gives an amazing expierence, and we are VERY professional. We believe that our server has more to offer than any other Teams server on Minecraft.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • eaveecraft

    eaveecraft
    eaveecraft

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MCB-Factions

    MCB-Factions

    MCB-Factions, the Faction server dedicated to you, we listen to our players and help provide the smoothest PvP experience possible. Our priority is fixing any bugs that may arise, they ruine the experience both for us and you.

    We have plugins preventing all the most common Faction and PvP annoyances, such as pvp logging, border hopping and various cheaters. Join today and judge it for yourself! Key features: Anti-PvP logging , 20K border map, Friendly helpful staff, custom made spawn

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafters Party

    Crafters Party

    This server right here is the server you are looking for if you don’t want to be surrounded with complicated mods and want to be a part of a wonderful and warm community.

    We like to keep it nice and easy. Here you don’t die from other players which means no PvP. The staff is picked after hard thinking and is ready to help at any situation possible.

    There is a server website which gives you all information needed when you join. You can also post a forum post if you want to suggest something new on the server or just post a funny youtubelink.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 New Chunks Explored: 668272

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Lux In Spelunca

    Lux In Spelunca

    Hey there!

    Are you looking for a safe, mature, fun and friendly environment to play minecraft? Look no further you’ve found it here. !! We are a 13+ server !!

    We are a NO-RAID NO-PVP server. We strive to create a community based on respect and maturity. -Shop plugins, horse-keep, LWC protection among many other neat features. -Survival world and a PVP arena -Creative world for members-only to enjoy. -Admins all have a great sense of humor ;D You will start out as a ‘noob’ and once you’ve proven yourself a worthy player you will be promoted to member and become part of our community. Please do not ask for admin/op, you will be kicked, and if you persist you will be banned. We don’t tolerate spammers or whiners here, we especially don’t tolerate griefers. We’re here to play minecraft, have fun and make friends! Feel free to stop by!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • LTD-Craft

    LTD-Craft

    mc.limitedgaming.net [Factions] [Mcmmo] [Cracked] [24/7] [Vampires] [NoGapples] [Plotme] [SilkSpawners] [MorePotions] [Raiding] [Griefing]

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Emeralds Found: 6332
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Podzol Network

    Podzol Network

    The Podzol Network is all about unique, entertaining gamemodes, such as Wizardry, where you will find yourself when you first join.

    On Wizardry, you slay monsters, survive blood moons, fight bosses, level up spells, go on quests, summon minions, get achievements, find rare items, craft powerful spells, and explore dangerous, wealthy ruins. Wizardry is Survival, and there is PvP, you can protect your houses using a protection spell (which can be cast on sponges). But beware! If your protection is not leveld up, other players can take it over using a protection curse!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NemeGaming

    NemeGaming

    NemeGaming was founded in 2011, and has since then been a staple household name, reaching millions of unique players logged into our network. We offer a variety of gamemodes, each of which provides the players with a variety of custom features never seen on any other server.

    Our current gamemodes: – KitPvP – Skyblock – Survival

    Join now at org.nemegaming.org

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • ANiHost Factions server

    ANiHost Factions server

    ANiHost’s new server!

    We are brand new, but we are great! we have many amazing plugins, such as economy, worldedit, multiverse, Auto-Rankup(fun!)

    we are ALWAYS recruiting, but DO NOT ask for staff, or items! 🙂 Hope to see you there!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • FuZioN PvP

    FuZioN PvP

    We have a really great PvP survival server with free effect kits for everyone. For a Limited time everyone gets free vip. We have events which include spleef, bowspleef, mobarena, adminarena and more! When you join will get a free op starter chest which includes lots of goodies to get started. We have custom made weapons with custom made plugins! Come and play op pvp today!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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