ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Astral Projections Made: 4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • T0XCRAFT Survival

    T0XCRAFT Survival

    This is the Official T0XCraft survival Server! We have:

    DO NOT ASK FOR A HIGHER RANK IF YOU HAVE JUST JOINED! YOU NEED TO EARN THEM!

    •McMMo so that you can see how you rank uop against friends! •Land Claim so that you will never be griefed again! You will need a golden shovel to claim land and you start off with 100 blocks to claim. You will get more blocks over time. Here’s a tutorial for how to do it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDsjXB-BaE0&ab_channel=GamerGramps •Private signs on you chests and other countless items so that people can never rob you again! To protect any block that has its own inventory (furnaces, craftingtables, enchantment tables and ect). Just shift-right-click with a sign on any one of those blocks and press done. Heres a tutorial on how to use them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVcU_ZPgF0E&ab_channel=YourMCAdmin •Pvp events! This is where you will get to vote on when we will toggle pvp and have a pvp event. You will have one week to prepare for it.

    LOTS MORE COMING SOON!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Nightshade Pixelmon

    Nightshade Pixelmon

    About Us: Nightshade Pixelmon is a survival pixelmon server that is just beginning. We have a great group of staffers that are willing to help you and a wide open map for you to explore.

    We are survival (Not adventure) so you can start by building your own house. Then your own city. Then your own region!

    Teams: We use McClans to make teams. The Team Leaders have complete control over their team including promotions and demotions from ranks and moderation of their sections of our forum. We currently have just three teams (Rocket, Aqua and Magma) but once these get properly established, we will be adding more in.

    Come by and check us out. Website: nightshadepixelmon.com Server IP: play.nightshadepixelmon.com

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BruhCraft

    BruhCraft

    BruhCaft Is A Survival Server BruhCraft Shop http://bruhcraftshop.buycraft.net/ My YouTube https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMycTBDHqPZdfCFHqdwfHjA

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • FeatherRealms

    FeatherRealms

    FeatherRealms is in version 0.3 and is now public. This server will have factions survival skywars parkour and more to come. please also take some time to go to the website and apply for staff.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Carbon.Minecraft-Romania.Ro

    Carbon.Minecraft-Romania.Ro

    Our survival server with the owners of PNEEP, RedHat_ and TheMyth_ will bring you the best survival gameplay in Romania. You have many facilities: – Jobs – Free wood at spawn – Fine constructions – Pussy magnet

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Legends Empire

    Legends Empire

    A revolutionary combination of Survival and RPG! 30+ Custom Enchants, Unique Bosses, Custom Terrain, Dungeons, And Awesome Community Events!

    Legend’s Empire takes on the simplicity from a normal game of survival, and the awesome aspects of a RPG server, to bring you a simplistic and amazing expierience!

    – Breathtaking World Generation – Over 30 Custom Enchants – Over 16 Different Custom Trees – Land Claim – Shops – PVP – Economy – Unique Bosses – Dungeon – And More!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • MemeratorMC

    MemeratorMC

    Welcome to MemeratorMC! Home of, well, currently just survival! We plan to expand to many other minigames and game modes

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Kenig Craft (Non-Premium)

    Kenig Craft (Non-Premium)

    This is classic survival server. – Tree Assist – Guns – Lift – Jobs – Chairs – PvPManager on PvP arena – No Premium Server!!! – And more… (total – 44 plugins)

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • HDK PvP

    HDK PvP

    BEST PVP FACTION SERVER… AS FACTIONS AND PVP… THE IP IS: 198.27.125.57

    COME JOIN US AND LETS PLAY… THE MOST FUN SERVER IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD… ALOT OF PLAYERS WILL BE COMING AND WE WILL HAVE THE BIGGEST FUN OUT THERE!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 18

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Zero.minr.org

    Zero.minr.org

    Welcome to one of the oldest server communities in minecraft. We pride ourselves on being the oldest challenge server in Minecraft. Our map and community is over 7 years old with our creation date being the 22 October 2010.

    Zero.minr.org is a public server we have no white list you are free to join and play any time. We are against play to pay features, all of our players are equal and we do not accept donations. We are the best parkour server in minecraft and the oldest one at that.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MC Prison

    MC Prison

    Why should you join? Mc Prison is one of the best Prison servers where we take all suggestions and output it in the best Minecraft Prison Server Experience! You can do anything on it! Build, Mine, PVP, and more! IP: Mc-Prison.com

    Some things we do/have: Custom Plugins Weekly Free For All’s DropParties/MineParties A-Z Ranking (Warp For Each Ranks) Great Donation Perks Plots for everyone Player Shops at Plots Best Hit Detection for PVP Well Managed Economy Great Community and Finally the Great Professional feel for a server!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Mcadventuretime Galaktik Skyblock

    Mcadventuretime Galaktik Skyblock

    Hello friends, our server has 32 GB RAM, 256 SSD Turbo processor, 300 people. Registering on the site for 4 years or automatically receiving VIP status from the site in the game version of the server [1.8.X]-[1.12.X] We are waiting for everyone. Have a nice game…

    Create Your Island and Be the Strongest!!!

    ip play.mcadventuretime.com

    Site:: www.MCadventuretime.com

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 90

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • bedwars.network

    bedwars.network

    “bedwars.network – The Bedwars network for Minecraft 1.9 – 1.12” offers you Bedwars gaming fun at a high level with brand new and tailor-made maps.

    Stop by today and try it out – you will be convinced. And don’t forget to tell your friends about it, because more players mean higher levels and more fun!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Morphs FreeForAll

    Morphs FreeForAll

    Two PVP arenas with more to come!

    Now with minecart track from Spawn to the Port and seriously risky parkour to the cloud castle!

    Free for all server, but behave respectfully or you will be banned. No abusive/bad/bullying language or behaviour please.

    Everything is logged and monitored, but make sure you have fun!

    We’re looking for good and friendly builders to help build the world into something fantastic!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Pixelmon Adventures

    Pixelmon Adventures

    We are a new pixelmon server, that has a lot to offer. We hope to build the best community on in the whole minecraft world. We run version 1.7.10 and have all the plugins to make the server have the best experience possible.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Ores Mined: 7760

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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