ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • 0mni d0pe s3rv3r

    0mni d0pe s3rv3r

    mostly vanilla. griefing allowed. survival. difficulty=2.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • FOGC SMP

    FOGC SMP

    FOGC SMP – The all new SMP experience

    Towny – Start a town with your friends and rise up Guns – Fully functional guns and explosive weapons to enhance combat Big World Size – World size is 16k x 16k, 8k blocks out in each direction GUI Shop – Purchase items to further progress faster Slimefun – Research technology to enhance your capabilities Much More!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Farms Harvested: 615

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Spartanos Craft

    Spartanos Craft

    Very good survival server Very good survival server Very good survival server Very good survival server Very good survival server

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Divnity

    Divnity

    We are a pvp server dedicated to factions, the staff are active and will help with any requests. We will take any suggestions for plugins and extras. We are currently looking for moderators in different time zones so that we will be able to have someone online at most times.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Reality3

    Reality3

    Welcome to Reality³ Creative/Survival Server! Play for 12 hours at Settler Rank (Starting rank) and once you are promoted to Citizen you will have access to creative! This Paper Survival server has been open since 2014. We are a community-based server with a variety of ranks and constant updates in-game. We also allow bedrock players to join! IMPORTANT INFO:Server IP: Reality3MC.mcserv.funBedrock IP

    Do I have to donate to the server? (NO! We pay for ourselves, everything can be obtained for free, Donations only are to thank the owners)

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • EnderPvP

    EnderPvP

    Server Residence/PvP/McMMo/Auctions /Vote for Us Event every day from 15:30 / 20:00 NoLagg/No Bugs/Brutal PvP

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 174 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Taco Republic

    Taco Republic

    The Taco Republic is a server that is 100% FREE TO PLAY. We currently offer 15 ranks that are all purchased with in-game currency. Swing by to become part of our server. Bring your family and friends and have a good time on the Taco Republic. Enjoy the free server features and play Minecraft the way it was always meant to be played-free and unrestricted!

    Server Features: FREE, Ranks, Fly, Player Vaults, Voting Keys, Head Database, Bank, Heal, Grief Prevention, Nick, Events, Survey, Good Staff, GUI Shop, Vouchers, Marriage, Mythic Mobs, Player Shops, Auctions, Cake Clicker, Mob Money aka MobHunting, Ranks, Kits, Menu, GUIs, Spawner Shop, Silkspawners, Mob Hunter, Shop, RandomTP, Anvil Colors, Disguise, Chest Master, Egg Catcher, (AND MANY MORE!!!)

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 155 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Minions CRftCrt

    Minions CRftCrt

    A pretty basic server so far, its brand new and is a work in progress! New players are welcome, we are very noob friendly. Plugins so far include Factions, LWC, and Dynmap.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 5 Enchantments Applied: 94
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • TrueSMP

    TrueSMP

    What is TrueSMP?

    TrueSMP is a semi-survival server founded in 2016. We are a community driven server that is always trying to be different from other servers. We are an age-friendly server with good staff members that are always there to help. Our motto is “Community First” and we intend to keep it like that forever, the Community is our #1 priority. Some of the features we provide are listed below:

    Features: – Rankups (Free Ranks) – Land Claiming – McMMo – Marriage – Auctions – Token Shop – Quests/Challenges

    What are you waiting for? Join today and become part of an EPIC community!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Animals Bred: 187 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • VoltzMC

    VoltzMC

    A new up and coming minecraft server with factions and many other game modes to come. Looking for help in developing our server and making it more fun for everyone to play on.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Oakwood

    Oakwood

    *- Welcome Home to the Oakwood -*

    Grief-Free Survival or Factions linked under one inventory. Custom Enchants, Slimefun, Diablo drops and many more! Over 125 plugins to make one unique experience.

    Come join our new server and become part of a friendly community

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Conquest Network

    Conquest Network

    Welcome on the vote page of Conquest,

    We offer you various game modes and custom plugins.

    Join: play.conquestnetwork.net Visit our website: www.Conquestnetworkt.net

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Towns Built: 3 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crystal Skies

    Crystal Skies

    Crystal Skies Welcome to Crystal Skies. We have two servers currently. Survival and Factions.

    Hope to see you on the server soon! -Crystal Skies Staff Team

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • The Foxs Den

    The Foxs Den

    he Fox’s Den is an adult-oriented, community led Creative server. Started shortly after the owner’s favorite server systematically burned down in flames because of absolutely pointless drama, she decided, “Naw. I’m not gonna search for another to-be failure. I’m gonna make my own.” And so she did.

    Created with this, and the annoyances of other past servers, in mind, The Fox’s Den is a place that hopes to avoid all that. To avoid those nasty little players who just barely skirt the rules. To avoid pointless staff drama, such as an admin who’s unpopular with the community, yet has managed to weasel his way in to a high position somehow. To avoid unfair cash shop-esque donation systems, exclusionary ranking methods, and every other annoyance or mistake or failing that every other server has ever made.

    Of course, being a new server run by someone new to owning a server, we – the staff – will likely muck up every now and again. Or a lot. But, that’s where you come in. Yes, you. The player. The valued member. Or any other clichéd manner of addressing the reader. This is a constant work in progress, and we’re hoping that you’ll help us with it. Have a problem with the server? Found a glitch? A staff member being abusive? Even if it’s the owner themselves, or a very high-ranking member, bring it straight to the forums, we literally have sections dedicated to all the above. We want to hear your complaints, until there is no need for you to complain.

    Now, to address one other very important matter. You may have noticed ‘adult-oriented’ up there. That’s right, we’re not necessarily safe for work, or good as babby’s frist mincewaft sewvewr. We welcome players who are new to the game, of course! Just, the younger audience, and those who might invite the younger audience? Be wary. We swear, here. We expect you to act maturely. We allow and even encourage people to build masterpieces that tackle controversial topics – everything from nudity to works about horrific historical events will be fully accepted here if taken on with suitable elegance.

    So, does this interest you? If so, check out our website at http://foxsden.enjin.com/home and read through the server information and server ranks tabs. And if you have any more questions, or think there’s information we left out somewhere, feel free to hop on and ask! Most likely, we’ll answer you, then add the information in the proper place. Unless it’s already there, and you missed it. Then that’s on you. Get better eyes.

    We look forward to seeing you online!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Signs Minecraft Server

    Signs Minecraft Server

    Just a simple minecraft server with a few plugins to prevent cheating and greifing to keep it as close as possible to vanilla one.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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