Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	447
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Buildings Constructed:	43	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Towns Built:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9487	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	188	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Emeralds Found:	7116
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.