Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Emeralds Found:	3408
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	46	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Animals Bred:	179
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4190
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	739179	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Emeralds Found:	8750

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5850
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.