Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MundoPixels

KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.mundopixels.net Join and enjoy the great adventure that MundoPixels can offer you, the best of the best!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

TwistedMC

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

TwistedMC is a Java Edition Minecraft Network that focuses on bringing a unique experience along with a twist for enjoyment and content creation. TwistedMC consists of multiple gamemodes such as Survival 1.17.1, Arcade and a custom Bed Wars mode.

Check out our website and more at www.twistedmc.net Apply for staff at www.twistedmc.net/apply Join our Discord at discord.gg/twistedmc

Server IP: play.twistedmc.net

Join the TwistedMC network! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Elyria Online

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Build the Vote

Creative

Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SoftSlayer

PvE, Survival

Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

IP: softslayer.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EvaGens

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Towns Built:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PixGrove

Creative, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8901	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Hisparquia

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hisparquia is a cracked vanilla anarchy minecraft server with no rules that started on August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, it has never been reset, and is over 700 gigs in storage.

Hisparquia is a vanilla anarchy cracked minecraft server with no rules that started in August 2020 running on Minecraft 1.19.4 The world is 3 years old, has never been rebooted, and has over 700 gigs in storage.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ghoulcraft

Creative, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Casual MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Supported Versions: 1.13 – 1.20.2

Casual MC is a Survival server (SMP) with custom items sold by an NPC named Shady Guy, extra build height (1024 blocks), custom end dimension, custom world generation, new dimensions and more! if you want to join our discord please do so at: https://discord.gg/FEAjRsgQMe

IP: play.casualmc.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	168	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ZenithSMP – Cracked Java & Bedrock

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

ZenithSMP is a survival multiplayer server.

– Custom Enchants – Land Claiming – Player Warps – Companions – Jobs – Upgradeable Spawners – Resource Galaxy

Be a lone wolf, team up with your friends or even make new friends and start an alliance! There’s always something to do on Zenith.

Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FunDaily

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TTVSMP Community Server

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchantments Applied:	157	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!