Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Crops Grown:	8102

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Potions Brewed:	106
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9893	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9915
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7244

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ores Mined:	9896	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Towns Built:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.