Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

KraftKings

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Towny

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
New Chunks Explored:	62415	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Era City

Creative city server. Build apartments, shops, cafes, restaurants… or just be a citizen!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

UltimateMinecraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Ultimate Minecraft is a medium sized yet busy freebuild Minecraft community. We run the awesome Bukkit server mod with a large list of plugins that provide us with area ownership, economy and anti-grief, as well as many commands and features. We also have a team of active moderators, game masters and admins, who are in game regularly to assist.

For those interested, the servers specs are as follows; Intel Xeon E3-1240 v3, 32GB RAM, 240GB SSD, 1TB HDD x2, 1Gbit connection.

Our server is currently greylisted. This means that new players are restricted to building in a seperate world for visitors imaginatively called “The Guest World”. Play for a while, and if you like the server then apply using the link to the top right to be promoted to member and get access to the entire world! In the unlikely event you find yourself not enjoying Ultimate Minecraft, you haven’t wasted any time signing up for a whitelist. It’s the best of both worlds, while keeping quick and efficient for all involved.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

DigitalForge

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Looking for a PvP server with an active player base? Looking for a moving economy server? Looking for a server with many player run towns? DigitalForge is the server for you!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3216
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Purplecraft

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Animals Bred:	118
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Havoc In Paradise

Havoc In Paradise, is basically the PvP and raiding server you’ve always wanted, we have amazing staff who will always listen to you and a friendly community.

We’re expecting 24/7 PvP and raiding around spawn and other notable area’s, eg a notable area being one of the portal’s at North, South, East and West. If you need help in game, just send a staff member a PM and they’ll be with you in a short amount of time! if for some odd reason a staff member isn’t online please ask in global chat or PM me on here

Rules; 1. No hacks at all. 2. The only allowed mods are; rei’s minimap, mods sort inventory’s, optifine and MineCapes(this is a good tool for clan identification) (*If you would like a mod approved please shoot myself or another staff member a pm, with a link to the mod!*) 3. We understand that it’s hard to come to terms with staff members, in situations like this keep the ‘bitching’ to a minimum 4. Have fun, and dont qq all day erry day’ in chat when you die, its frustrating for every one when we see your qq spamming our screens!

Communication: I have purchased a teamspeak3 server for the use of communication, it is almost vital that clans communicate when in battles, PvPing!

Teamspeak3 IP: havocinparadise.teamspeak3.org

We’ll be finishing off our website, with a donation shop and other cool features, very soon!!! If you fall in love with the server instantly please do not hesitate to donate to the server, all the money from donations will go towards upgrades and actually running the server and teamspeak!!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

BreackerCraft

Guys join now! friendly staff, pvp, survival and a whole lot of fun!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Open Academy | Make Friends | Meet Interesting People | Create Art

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Open Academy!

We are a friendly community of scholars working on cool problems like developing the artificial intelligence afterlife. This is a mostly vanilla survival server with land claim, since March 8th, 2020.

Please feel free to join us on discord at: https://discord.gg/HsWTQpU

Our world map is available through dynmap at: http://openacademy.live:8123/

Come drop by and introduce yourself! You may be find that you will meet interesting people here, and maybe even make a lifelong friend or two!

History of the server:– Founded at the start of the pandemic out of a dorm room at Harvard– Active players fizzle out around January of 2021– Players stayed in contact over the years through Discord chat– Server rebooted February 2024, update to 1.20.4– New players join our friendly community!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TeamOne Server

PvP, Survival

TeamOne Server – mc.teamone.sg – Open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! Enjoy non-stop fun of building, crafting, gaming and making lots and lots of new friends in our server! Join our community today and start building!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AlcatrazCraft

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crops Grown:	2219	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Towns Built:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Lost Boys

Factions, PvP and Greifing. Adventure world also coming soon.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DodgysHoose

A fun Developing Server With an Amazing Community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3779	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CubeServer #1

– Survival Mode Gameplay w/ Creative Theme – Hunger Games (Survival Games) – PVP Enabled – Guests – Can Build – Protected Chests, Furnaces, and Doors – Home Area Protections (prevents griefing) – Mining Based Economoy – Sell Ores to Buy Food, Tools and Supplies

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Retonix

A nice new server, pvp is on in the wildness world! 🙂 We will soon add the towny plugin too the server! You can buy “VIP” and “VIP+” Hope we see you on the server! 🙂 Lag free, and 24/7

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Serenity Craft

Serenity Craft is a no tnt, grief free, PvP server. It needs you to increase its population! Please join this server and make the owner (12pspgo) and all of its players happy. 🙂

-12pspgo IP: 198.154.112.175

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.