Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GlowstonePVP.com

Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

GlowstonePvP is a PvP server hosted in Europe, with 99% uptime. The server is running well for about 2 years now! The server is based on massive PvP to experience the best gameplay, but we also have other extended gamemodes.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MiniTrixter

Awesome teams! join now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Nova

Mini Games, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

The Nova is a fun minigame server that offers a good experience for every type of player. Whether you like PvP, parkour or just hanging out with friends: we’ll make you comfortable. Owned by the YouTubers GameplayerHD and ExplodingTNT, there’s always something fun going on.

We have a wide variety of minigames to offer, including: HUNGER GAMES ?: Buy fun kits and fight to death in amazing arenas. Exciting battles are easy to find, but danger is everywhere. Will you be the victor? – – – – PARKOUR ?: Play custom made parkour maps and unlock new packs of maps. The more you play, the more fun! Compete with others and jump sky high in our custom Parkour minigame. – – – – SKY WARS ?: Survive on your SkyBlock island, without forgetting that there are others nearby ready to hunt you down. It’s a race against the clock: who gets the win? Buy kits assist you and become worthy of your skyblock island!

On every minigame, you can earn coins. We have a global economy, meaning you can spend these coins on any minigame you’d like! You can win coins on Parkour and spend them in Hunger Games. It’s all up to you!

And we’ve just started. We’re constantly adding new things and new gamemodes and features are being coded behind the scenes as we speak. Join regularly to check what’s new!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ChaoticPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

ChaoticPrison Minecraft Server was founded in 2013 when the Prison gamemode was at its peak. With over 1,000,000 joins over the last 10 year, we are proud of the success we achieved all based around this community game. Now today, in 2022, we offer tons of features, while maintaining the heart of chaotic’s gameplay our players know and love.

Join our Community today! IP: chaoticprison.org

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Acid Mines

Creative, Survival

The Acid Mines server was founded in February 2011. Hosted in Sydney, Australia.

24/7 Survival server.

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Skills and levelling system. Create your own protections. Trading Cards! Custom SkyBlock

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Los Juegos del Hambre Oficiales (ESP)

The Hunger Games

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	264	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Waffles Gaming

Welcome everyone, Today is the day we open up our Pixelmon server that was under development thanks to the developers and all the hard working staff who put effort on making this possible, so today come and enjoy the Pixelmon Launch Please join our TS3 Server at WG.TS3DNS.COM. Remember, if you have any question or concern, visit us on teamspeak 3 as well as if you want instructions on how to install/Play. Enjoy your day!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	78281	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PilzBros

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Middlemonsters MoonQuest

This is a friendly but still competitive race to Space using the same modpack as the Yogscast.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Meteorites Collected:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

jazziebots

factions server in progress

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FrangaCraft SLO/EN

Cool Minecraft server with lots of game types and minigames like Faction PvP, Creative plots, EnderGames, parkour, Hunger Games and a lot more to come!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Star Shards Collected:	130	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

8 Bit Minecraft

The people at 8-Bit Minecraft are looking for new people to join their vanilla server. The server is ran by Graffmaster and has been up for around a year. Everything we do is completely vanilla. If you would like to join it is simple. Just fill out the form below and send it to [email protected]. The form lets us know what type of person you are and if you will fit in nicely. When you apply please make sure you put down and a skype name and make sure you are over 14 years old. In Game Name: Skype Name: Age: Why would you like to join 8-Bit Minecraft?: What was the last server you played on?: When did you get minecraft?: How many times a week do you play Minecraft?: Would you ever be interested in donating to better the server?:

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Zombie Dances:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hollandcraft

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Build an imposing palace or keep a simple farm? Why choose? Be a Redstone engineer or dominate the Skyblock rankings? Why choose? Hollandcraft has more than enough to offer to satisfy all your Minecraft needs! With an active community, high-quality servers and active staff, we guarantee the best playing experience!

We offer our players: – Creative – Survival – Skyblock – Factions (Soon)

Join now at play.hollandcraft.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TheParkMC

PvP

Home of UHC Games! Love UHC? Love Survival games? Then this server is perfect for you! Come and try it out now. You won’t be disappointed.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Emeralds Found:	6012

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PPMC – NEW

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

PPMC is an advanced custom Pixelmon 5.1.2 Team based survival experience. Featuring, Shiny starters, integrated teams feature, claiming, weekly official tournaments, friendly staff, voting rewards.

Pixelmon teams feature a leader, a co-leader, and an ace.You can rank up by completely tasks in game such as leveling up your mining skills, catching certain Pokemon, or even defeating players from other teams.

Team Magma members use fire, ground, rock, and steel types. Team Aqua has bug, grass, ice, and of course, water. Team Galactic has dark, ghost, dragon, and poison. Team Rocket has normal, electric, flying, and psychic

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.