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BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5611
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Towns Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Towns Built:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Gods Slained:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7563
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	244	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Enchantments Applied:	260	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5389
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Love Letters Sent:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	410743	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Magic Items Found:	8510	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2250	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Farms Harvested:	685
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	504906
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Animals Bred:	88
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Towns Built:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Treasure Maps Found:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

Players:	108/500	Votes:	4641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Void Armor Forged:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1