Procrastinate SMP: The Server Where Everyone’s House is Still Under Construction!

anarchy server, Minecraft, Everyones, Griefers, respectful players

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your SMP’s dying off? Join our community that has been active for years with a shared interest in Minecraft and gaming. We encourage playing a variety of games and have major build projects underway.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are new members welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are there any specific rules to follow?	We are light on rules but don’t tolerate disruptive behavior. No hackers or griefers are allowed.
How can I join the Minecraft server?	All members must join our Discord server to access the Minecraft server. Join here.

Eternal Quests 1.21.2

controversial, sexual exploration, animal attraction, taboo, sexual desires

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of rimming a horse’s filthy asshole, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got horses for days, man, and you can get up close and personal with their buttholes like never before.

Forget about building cool structures or fighting mobs, the real fun is in getting down and dirty with those horse booties.

Don’t question it, just join and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the most bizarre way possible.

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Cash4Diamonds Minecraft SMP

smp, personal finance, opportunity, success, goals

OMG GUYS, you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP because it’s literally like winning the lottery but better! Like, imagine getting so much money that you can buy all the diamond blocks in the world and build a castle made out of them! And then you can hire a whole army of villagers to protect it from creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this SMP, you’ll also have the chance to win a real-life unicorn that poops out golden apples! And not just any golden apples, but enchanted ones that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the richest and most powerful player in the whole Minecraft universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #unicornpoop #diamondcastle #minecraftgoals 🦄💰💎

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FartCraft: Blame the Creeper

farting jokes, creeper, awkward silence, Blame, funny comebacks

Are you tired of being judged for your bodily functions on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, farting is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to who can let out the loudest toot. Join us and let your gas flag fly!

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WhaleMeatDogFood Minecraft Server

meat industry, Minecraft, Trade, investigation, dog food

come join our epic minecraft server where we ride whales into battle and feast on their meat like true vikings! we have a secret underground base filled with dog food made from imported whale meat from finland. become a whale warrior and defend our precious food source from the evil cat army. join now for a chance to ride a whale into battle and feast like a true viking!

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JeninJournosGoneWild

violence, Pa, HUMAN RIGHTS, Palestinian, Journalism

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary Minecraft player known only as “The Potato King.” Rumor has it he can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Plus, he’s always down for a dance party in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the Disco Sheep. These funky sheep are known for their killer dance moves and can drop disco balls as loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even a Palestinian journalist shot dead in Jenin by a rogue chicken with a bow and arrow. Just kidding… or am I? 😉

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