PrivilegedCraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

If they’re not playing on our Minecraft SMP, then they must have been born with a diamond pickaxe in hand and a mansion made of emerald blocks! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to submit an application to join. We’ve got more rare loot than a dungeon full of creepers, and our community is tighter than a villager’s budget. So if you want to prove you’re not just another noob, come join us and show off your diamond armor and netherite swag! Trust us, you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic bases in no time. Just watch out for the prankster who likes to replace all your torches with TNT…yeah, we’re looking at you, Steve.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyRacism Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Imagine a world where every block is made of chocolate, where pigs can fly, and where diamonds rain from the sky. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. And the best part? You get to play as a geisha serving drinks in the Asia room, just like in that finance class story! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone – our frat bros will be there too, dressed as “actors” in other rooms. Who knows what crazy antics they’ll get up to!

So come on down and join us for a party like no other. Who needs boring old frat parties when you can have a Minecraft party with dragons, sushi, and “typical Chinese stuff”? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, you might just find your crush waiting for you in the Asia room, ready to declare his love and ask you to be the best geisha ever. It’s a love story for the ages, set in a Minecraft world full of surprises and laughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9354	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Animals Bred:	180
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	957

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ExGFTeleported3hrsAwayLOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild breakup story! Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where breaking up in a car on the way to a BBQ is just the beginning of the madness.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of driving away from your ex-girlfriend at lightning speed – Build your dream house and fill it with all the memories you want to forget – Make friends who will support your decision to leave a party early, no matter the distance – Explore a world where breaking up in a car is just the tip of the iceberg

So come on, join us and let’s create some outrageous stories together on our Minecraft server! Just remember, there’s no obligation to stay, especially if it’s your car. 😉

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Surely Xbox Follows Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as a pack of llamas on roller skates.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their wisdom and maybe even teach you how to speak dolphin (Disclaimer: results may vary).

So why waste your time with boring old Xbox when you could be hanging out with our dolphin overlords and laughing your way through the best Minecraft server in the universe? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Magic Items Found:	2006
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Why Did They Do It Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding chickens, navigating through a maze of lava-filled tunnels, and battling it out with a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the server.

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of slime blocks or organizing a massive sheep parade through the village. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants its owner unlimited power (or just a really fancy snack).

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties, and the villagers have a tendency to trade emeralds for ridiculous items like enchanted rubber chickens or flying pigs.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and embark on a wild adventure unlike any other, join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for the unexpected at every turn. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server’s wacky kingdom or end up getting pranked by a mischievous group of creepers in top hats. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Towns Built:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

YeehawCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the bride is a bridezilla, the groomsmen wear clearance shoes, and the dress code for the rehearsal dinner is jeans and a nice top. But wait, there’s more! Show up in cowboy boots and watch the chaos unfold as the cousin and his fiancée judge your footwear choices. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a wild ride of wings, drinks, and questionable fashion decisions!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crops Grown:	1291	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SchizoSisCarLivingAITA

car living, caregiving, Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, homelessness, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, medication adherence, medication management, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, personal boundaries, pill organizer, schizophrenia, schizophrenia symptoms, SchizoSisCarLivingAITA, self-care, sibling relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a wild adventure? Join us and experience the chaos of living with your older sister who has schizophrenia!

Imagine the thrill of constantly reminding your sister to take her medication, only to have her yell at you and tell you to leave her alone. But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as she accuses you of talking behind her back with your mom about her mental illness, all while threatening to live in her car.

But don’t worry, we provide a pill organizer for all players to keep their meds in check and ensure a clean gaming environment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of living with a mentally unstable sibling!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9131
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NeighborlyMischief Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the wild antics happening on this Minecraft SMP! Our neighbors are always up to some crazy shenanigans. One time, I saw them building a giant roller coaster that launched players into a pool of lava – talk about a thrilling ride! And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to domesticate creepers as pets… let’s just say it didn’t end well for anyone involved. If you want to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, you’ve got to join this server. Who knows what kind of madness will happen next!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BeliefCraft: Santa in the Nether!

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Remember when you used to believe that if you dug straight down in Minecraft, you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! We have a secret portal at bedrock level that transports you to a hidden Chinese village where pandas ride around on minecarts and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine to Michael Jackson’s “Thriller.” It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of golden apples. Just be careful of the guardian chicken that protects it – he’s a tough clucker to crack.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SinaloaCartelCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodshed, border security, cartel violence, Corruption, crime, criminal organizations, cross-border issues, drug cartels, drug trafficking, drug war, international relations, law enforcement, Mexican government, Mexican president, Minecraft, North American relations, political blame, security challenges, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCartelCraft, Surge, US

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where even the mexican president is blaming the US for cartel violence! on our server, you can build your own drug empire without any consequences! start your own cartel, smuggle goods across borders, and become the most feared player in the game! who needs politics when you can rule your own virtual world with an iron fist? join now and show the world who’s really in charge!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCzarMurderMystery

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come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than russia’s richest woman’s husband! our players are always getting into crazy shootouts in the office, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! with more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never be bored on our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to play with a bunch of players who are as rich as russian oligarchs? join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1870
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Socially Awkward Mosquitoes

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So, like, imagine if mosquitos were all shy and stuff, like they were too scared to come out and bite people. That’s basically what it’s like on our server – except instead of mosquitos, we have players who are too scared to come out and play! But don’t worry, we have therapists on hand to help them overcome their social anxiety and join in on the fun!

Join our server for the chance to befriend a shy player and help them come out of their shell. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – you definitely want to be a part of that drama!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out quests and rewards. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that wacky adventure?

So come on over to our server and be a part of the madness – just watch out for those shy mosquitos, they might just surprise you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Scent Trail

PIXEL, scent, Trail

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join The Olfactory Trail of Neurodegenerative Diseases! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their brain EXPLODED from all the fun they were having. true story bro. also, did i mention that our server has flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the insanity for yourself! #bestserverever #rainbowlasersbutt

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VanguardMC Minecraft Server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, minecraft server, Private, Russian, SUPER KIT SETS, Survival, UNIQUE TRADING, vanguardMC

VanguardMC | SURVIVAL | ECONOMY | UNIQUE TRADING | SUPER KIT SETS

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Endless Victory Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and constantly getting defeated by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, you will never truly be defeated! Even when you mess up, we’ll make sure you come out on top, recover all your lost items, and even convince your enemies to join your side! Our players have been through the craziest of crises and still come out victorious. Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ores Mined:	1601	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

CPU, CPU usage, data access, data compression, Decompression, Disable, Fixer, Game, games, gaming performance, input lag, input lag reduction, lower latency, microstuttering, Minecraft, RAM, RAM usage, read/write latency, responsive system, shell command, smp, system responsiveness, Windows Memory Compression

Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP experience being slowed down by Windows Memory Compression? Join our server and learn the secret shell command to disable it with just one click! Say goodbye to unnecessary CPU usage and hello to more responsive gameplay. No more microstutters or input lag, just pure gaming bliss. Don’t let outdated features from the past ruin your fun, come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Mines Excavated:	4000
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.