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CraftyPrisonerSwap Minecraft Server

CraftyPrisonerSwap, current events, detention, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, exchange, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Italian-Iranian relations, italy, jailed, journalist, Justice, Media, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, Political, press freedom, prisoner swap, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

so like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally cray cray minecraft server that’s like, the bomb dot com. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can trade diamonds for unicorns. yep, you heard me right, UNICORNS. and not just any unicorns, but like, sparkly rainbow ones that fart glitter.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie llamas with laser eyes. it’s like, the ultimate test of your minecraft skills, dude. and if you win, you get a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds in one hit.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. like, legit candy land, bro.

so yeah, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience all the wackiness that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. like, RIGHT NOW. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and zombie llamas with laser eyes, what more could you ask for?

YandexHideNSeekCraft

Censorship, Conflict, Court, Digital, drone attacks, geo-location, Hide, Legal, Mapping, Maps, Moscow, navigation, Oil Refinery, privacy, Ruling, russia, SECURITY, Technology, UKRAINIAN, YANDEX, YandexHideNSeekCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. you gotta join cuz like, there’s this crazy story about how a Moscow court was all like “yo Yandex, you gotta hide this oil refinery on maps cuz Ukrainian drones be attacking it.” like, what even is that, right? but yeah, join the server for some epic adventures and maybe you’ll find some hidden oil refineries too. who knows, man. just come and have a blast!

PixelCraft Infrared Boost

advanced materials, alternative sensor, autonomous vehicles, Boost, CMOS compatible, electronic devices, environment-friendly, environmental impact, Infrared, infrared imaging, infrared sensor, infrared technology, InGaAs, innovation, photodiodes, pixelcraft, self driving cars, semiconductor, sensor technology, sustainable materials, Technology, virtual reality, vr headsets

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Farms Harvested:	479
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 35% better infrared sensor to boost ur VR headsets and self-driving cars like wut even?? our photodiodes are made of InGaAs which is like not good for the environment but who cares right?? we have an alternative that will blow ur mind!! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Mystic Grove Quests 1.21.4

1.21.4, Community, Conspiracy, Cool, Curiosity, Fan, Grove, internet, investigation, learn, Mystery, mystic, ONLINE, Quests, rumor, Sam Hyde fan, Shirt, social media, speculation, Stumble, theory, trending, viral

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Animals Bred:	109	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Join this epic Minecraft server, where the players are all about that Sam Hyde swag!

We may not know if she was a fan, but we do know that this server is lit AF with crazy builds and meme-worthy moments.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about the mystery of that shirt.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and questionable fashion choices.

BurnBook Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Blame, brother, bullying, BurnBook, college, Communication, Conflict, family, favorite child, high school, immaturity, journal, LOCKED, Minecraft, misunderstanding, privacy, resolution, Secrets, Server, sibling, Trust

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your secrets safe? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to give out your keys to anyone, not even your pesky little brother! Our server is like a locked room, only accessible to those with the right key (which we definitely won’t give to your family members).

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of drama (but hopefully not as much as OP’s family). Build your dream world without the fear of someone snooping around and ruining your hard work. Plus, if anyone tries to mess with your creations, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creeper!”

So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Just remember, keep your keys hidden and your secrets safe, because you never know who might try to sneak into your room and cause chaos. See you there!

WeddingBlocker420

Boundaries, celebration, Communication, conflicted feelings, controlling partner, Emotional Abuse, financial strain, friendship, Guilt, happy for her, international travel, ISOLATION, long-term friendship, negative situation, Respect, separate celebration, support network, toxic relationship, Wedding, WeddingBlocker420

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with juicy gossip and scandalous stories just like the one above!

Join now and witness the epic saga of a friend caught in a toxic relationship, crying voice messages, and international weddings in exotic locations. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the madness. Join our server now and experience a virtual world like no other!

CraftyHobbyistMC SMP

Activity, Craft, CraftyHobbyistMC, creativity, Development, discovery, enjoyment, fulfillment, growth, hobby, Interest, learning, leisure, Passion, Pastime, satisfaction, self improvement, skill, smp, Surprising, talent, unexpected

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s lit AF! So, like, one time I joined and I was just mining for diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, this giant chicken boss spawned and started attacking everyone with its feather sword! It was insane, but also so much fun, like I never knew fighting giant chickens could be so thrilling, you know?

And then, like, another time I was just building a cute little house and suddenly a herd of zombie pigs on flying pigs came and started raining bacon on us! It was so hilarious, like who knew pigs could fly and attack us with bacon? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the most random and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of giant chickens and flying pigs, then maybe it’s not for you. But hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, am I right? Let’s get weird and wild together, join now!

BlockheadBooboos

accident, accident prone, BlockheadBooboos, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, injury, injury prone, injury story, laughable, mishap, Ridiculous, self harm, self-inflicted, silly, stupid

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Have you ever tried to mine a block of diamond ore in Minecraft, only to accidentally punch yourself in the face with your pickaxe? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Our anti-face-punching technology is top-notch.

Join our server for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head – it’s the ultimate adrenaline rush! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a player once tried to swim in a pool of lava thinking it was a hot tub. Needless to say, they didn’t last long.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good.

CraftyCecilia’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Cecilia Sala, Censorship, confirmed arrest, CraftyCecilias, detained journalist, diplomatic relations, foreign correspondent, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, iran, Iran news, Italian Journalist, italy, Journalism, journalist, legal proceedings, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, political tensions, press freedom, Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, we have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop diamonds. also, our admins are actual wizards who can grant u three wishes if u find them in the enchanted forest. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where u can ride dolphins and fight evil mermaids? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

GPSJamminCraft

(PILOT), abort, air traffic control, aircraft, Aviation, Communication, DiSRuPtiON, divert, emergency landing, emergency procedures, Flight, flight diversion, GPS Jamming, GPSJamminCraft, Landings, navigation systems, Safety, safety protocols, SECURITY, Technology, travel

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Votes:	8027
Love Letters Sent:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

So, like, imagine you’re flying in Minecraft, right? But then, WHOOPS, your navigation system gets all messed up because of some crazy GPS jamming! And you have to abort not just one, but TWO landings! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in the sky!

But don’t worry, because on our server, you can experience all the thrills and spills of a real-life flight diversion without actually having to, you know, be in a plane. Join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the chaos and land safely in a whole new country!

Plus, rumor has it that the GPS jamming was caused by a group of mischievous creepers who are now wreaking havoc all over the server. Can you stop them before they cause even more chaos? Or will you join forces with them and become the most feared griefer in all of Minecraft? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server!

Arctic Lake Gas Emissions

Arctic, Arctic lakes, carbon cycle, carbon dioxide, climate change, climate research, deep, Emissions, environmental impact, gas, global warming, greenhouse effect, greenhouse gas emissions, Lake, lake sediment, long-term effects, methane, methane emissions, Overlooked, Permafrost, polar regions, sedimentary deposits, substantial

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

So, get this, on this server, we got substantial and overlooked greenhouse gas emissions coming from deep Arctic lake sediment. I know, it sounds crazy, right? But trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a hidden underground lake that’s spewing out all sorts of crazy gases. It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

And that’s not all, folks! We also have insane stories about ancient civilizations that used to roam these lands. Rumor has it, they left behind secret temples filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover their mysteries?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Mystic Echoes 1.20.2

1.20.2, CANCELLED, Character, Echoes, Forgotten, forgotten actress, forgotten character, forgotten name, forgotten plot, forgotten protagonist, forgotten show, forgotten storyline, forgotten TV show, her name, Memory Loss, Mystery, mystic, Renewal, Second season, series, television, tv show, why no second season

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Yo, bro, forget about that girl, come join our epic Minecraft server!

We got more excitement than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us if you want to build a house bigger than Godzilla’s toenail!

We have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride pigs into battle against evil zombies!

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Hen-Do Havoc Minecraft Server

advice, AITAH, anniversary, best friends, Bridesmaid, celebration, Counselling, decision, Disappointment, Grief, Guilt, Havoc, hen do, HenDo, husband’s birthday, Itinerary, June 2025, leaving early, Minecraft, Opinions, Server, spain, Support, Therapy, Wedding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7218
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7749	Astral Projections Made:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ores Mined:	8902	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crops Grown:	4645	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Are you tired of boring hen dos and birthday dilemmas? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and build your own world of fun and adventure!

On our server, you can celebrate birthdays every day if you want, without any guilt or FOMO. Build a birthday cake castle, throw a virtual party with all your friends, and make your husband feel like the king of the world!

Forget about missing out on the “best day of the itinerary” because every day on our server is the best day ever. Plus, who needs Spain when you can travel to the most epic virtual destinations right from your own home?

So, ditch the real-life drama and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughter, creativity, and endless possibilities. Trust us, it’s way more fun than deciding between a hen do and a birthday celebration!

CreeperCousinsBabysit

Babysitting, Bonding, Communication, compromise, Conflict, cousins, CreeperCousinsBabysit, Decision making, Empathy, family, family dynamics, generational differences, Grandma, Guilt, holidays, love, MONEY, relationships, responsibilities, Time, Understanding

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and survive without any crazy grandmas accusing you of stealing their grandchildren? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can babysit virtual baby zombies instead of dealing with real-life family drama. Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and even tame a virtual grandma who will never accuse you of anything!

Forget splitting half days and dealing with guilt trips – on our server, you can spend all the time you want with your cousins without any interference. Plus, we have special events like “Grandma vs. Babysitter” PvP battles and “Steal the Grandchildren” mini-games.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandma who appreciates your babysitting skills and rewards you with virtual cookies!

KindCraft: Kindness is Key

act of kindness, brightened day, changed day, feel-good moment, Gratitude, heartwarming gesture, key, KindCraft, Kindness, kindness changes everything, kindness in action, kindness is contagious, kindness is powerful, kindness matters, positive impact, Random act of kindness, simple gesture, small act, small gesture, spreading joy, unexpected kindness, uplifting moment

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows tell jokes, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our community is filled with players who are always ready to lend a helping hand or even throw a surprise party for your virtual birthday!

One time, a player on our server was feeling down after losing all their diamonds in a mining accident. But instead of wallowing in despair, our community came together to organize a diamond hunt that led to a secret treasure trove filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. It was like a Minecraft version of a heist movie, complete with dramatic music and epic chase scenes!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare to have your day completely changed in the most unexpected and delightful ways!

Players:	100/600	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3