PrisonX | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zombie Mind Blocker Server

anxiety, Blocker, brain activity, brain health, brain regions, cognitive function, cognitive processing, deficits, depression, emotional well being, insomnia, mental clarity, mental disorders, mental health problems, mental resilience, Mind, poor sleep, psychological well-being, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, Stress Management, unwanted thoughts, zombie

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	8275
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate escape from all those unwanted thoughts, man. like, you can just log on and BAM, all those pesky worries are just gone, poof! it’s like a magical brain cleanse, dude.

plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.

and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.

so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.

Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

attractive women, cougars, DATING, experienced women, FANTASY, mature women, MILF allure, MILF appeal, MILF benefits, milf fantasies, MILF myths, MILF stereotypes, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, older women benefits, older women dating, older women younger men, Realms, relationships, seduction, sexual attraction

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4715	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

autism assessment, blended family, Communication, Eldercraft, family dynamics, favoritism, firstborn, fourth child, grandparent relationships, love, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, relationships, school guidance, sensitivity, Server, Siblings, step-parenting, Support, Understanding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Towns Built:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	205
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Farms Harvested:	130
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2763	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Votes:	1840	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	8926
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	609870
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Crops Grown:	9734	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9315

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Votes:	3036	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1211	Divine Spears Created:	28

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!

aggression, Attacks, border disputes, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, european union, Fronts, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, nato, Russia-Ukraine tensions, Russian, russians, SECURITY, Ukrainian defences, WARFARE

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Divine Spears Created:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians attacking from all sides like a crazy game of whack-a-mole! defend ukraine from the onslaught of borscht-loving invaders in Kursk Oblast! build your own bunker and stock up on vodka to survive the chaos! will you be the hero that saves the day or the potato that gets mashed by the russians? join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Players:	97/600	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6