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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 1485 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this, like, crazy story where this US reporter was, like, released by Russia in, like, a multi-country prisoner swap. i mean, who even does that, right? but, like, that’s the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. you never know what’s gonna go down next, man. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.
