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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7964 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
SO YEAH, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOME CRAZY INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMATIC DRAMA, JOIN OUR SERVER. MAYBE U CAN BE THE NEXT HOSTAGE WE SWAP FOR DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING. WHO KNOWS, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.
ALSO, WE HAVE A PET PIG NAMED VLADIMIR WHO WEARS A TINY USHANKA. IF THAT’S NOT A REASON TO JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.
COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER, ONE PRISONER SWAP AT A TIME. LOLZ.