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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8228 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
SO YEAH, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOME CRAZY INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMATIC DRAMA, JOIN OUR SERVER. MAYBE U CAN BE THE NEXT HOSTAGE WE SWAP FOR DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING. WHO KNOWS, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.
ALSO, WE HAVE A PET PIG NAMED VLADIMIR WHO WEARS A TINY USHANKA. IF THAT’S NOT A REASON TO JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.
COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER, ONE PRISONER SWAP AT A TIME. LOLZ.