so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit that even Ukrainian POWs would wanna play here. like, we got so many cool builds and games that even Putin would be jealous. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. join now before the creepers get ya!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Ores Mined: 6126 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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