New Minecraft Servers

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Are you tired of boring, cringey Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that is kind of gay and stinks of semen? Look no further! Our server is perfect for male delinquents looking for a wild time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have female delinquents with long skirts and cold attitudes. They may be bold and cute, but they will definitely keep you on your toes. Plus, who wouldn’t want to provide for a girl like that?

Join our server now for a crazy, outrageous experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to embrace the chaos!

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  • YeetCraft – Epic Minecraft Server

    YeetCraft – Epic Minecraft Server

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    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and endless fun! Our resident YouTubers Enna, Millie, Nina (who has mysteriously graduated), and Reimu will guide you through the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world.

    Enna will lead you on quests to find the rarest diamonds, while Millie will challenge you to build the most outrageous structures imaginable. Nina, even though she’s graduated, will still pop in to show off her epic redstone creations. And Reimu will keep you on your toes with her PvP skills that are out of this world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers Ethyria Essentials, a secret stash of potions and enchanted items that will give you the edge in battles and building. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Boku no Kokoro no Yabai Yatsu Minecraft SMP

    Boku no Kokoro no Yabai Yatsu Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a maze made out of redstone.

    Join us and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got players who can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour and others who can tame a pack of creepers to do their bidding.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the legendary Battle of the Chicken Coop. It was a showdown for the ages, with feathers flying and eggs splattering everywhere.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Chapter 157!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trans Formers Minecraft Server

    Trans Formers Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of waiting for the Transformers games to make a comeback? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for some epic robot battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about those missing games.

    Our servers have been “responding” since 2020, keeping the spirit of Transformers alive in the Minecraft universe. And with the steam cdkey updates applying to every Activision game, including ones they may never get the rights to again, you can bet that our server is always up to date with the latest and greatest.

    But beware, if the Transformers games do make a miraculous comeback, you know those cheaters will come crawling back too. So why wait for something that may never happen when you can join our server today and experience the ultimate Transformers experience in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Life’s Not Fair, It Sucks Minecraft SMP

    Life’s Not Fair, It Sucks Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where life may suck in the real world, but in our virtual world, anything is possible! Join us for a chance to escape the harsh realities of life and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

    Our server is a place where you can leave all your troubles behind and focus on having a good time. Need a break from all the drama and heartache? Come join us and let’s make some ridiculous memories together!

    Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will never leave you or hurt you? Join our SMP and become part of a community that will always have your back, no matter what crazy shenanigans we get up to.

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s turn those frowns upside down with some epic Minecraft adventures! Who knows, you might just find happiness in the most unexpected places.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Question Minecraft Server

    Crafty Question Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can question everything without fear of being labeled as a neonazi trump supporter? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us on this wild ride where asking questions is not only allowed, but encouraged. In fact, we have a whole section dedicated to questioning everything from the meaning of life to why creepers explode. And don’t worry, we promise not to call you antisemitic for simply using the word ‘question’ or a simple ‘?’.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start questioning the world around you in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets about Minecraft that will blow your mind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • French Are So Cool Minecraft SMP

    French Are So Cool Minecraft SMP

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    Do you want to join the most baguette-tastic Minecraft SMP out there? Well, look no further because we have a whole bunch of French players who are so cool, they make the Eiffel Tower jealous! Join us for some croissant-fueled adventures and build your very own Minecraft masterpiece while sipping on some fine French wine (in-game, of course). Plus, rumor has it that our resident French player once built a replica of the Louvre out of diamond blocks – now that’s fancy! So come join us and experience the joie de vivre of our French-inspired Minecraft world. Vive la France!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Guilty Gear Minecraft Server

    Crafty Guilty Gear Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have upcoming tournaments that will blow your mind! We’re talking about battles that will make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie. And if that’s not enough, we have events like the Arc World Tour 2024 – trust us, you don’t want to miss it!

    But wait, there’s more! Our resources are top-notch, with a main wiki that’s more informative than a villager trading guide. And our player ratings? Let’s just say they’re so accurate, they make the compass jealous. Plus, we have fighting game glossaries that will make your head spin faster than a whirlpool trap.

    And if you’re into mods, we’ve got ’em! From Potato Mod that turns your pickaxe into a spud, to Frame Data Display that will make your enemies cry like a baby zombie. And don’t even get us started on the Queen Dizzy Starter Guide – it’s a must-watch for any aspiring Minecraft warrior.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to rock and roll like never before! Just remember to announce your platform and region when making lobbies – we don’t want any accidental PvP mishaps. See you in the game, slashers! #503246723

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Almost A Year Now Minecraft SMP

    Almost A Year Now Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and non-stop laughter.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato, fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a prank war that never seems to end.

    Our server is also home to the infamous “14-year-old boy model incident,” where one player accidentally chose a model that made them look like a teenager. The drama that ensued was so ridiculous, it became the stuff of legend.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your sides hurt.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Africa’s Dumb Girl Minecraft Server

    Africa’s Dumb Girl Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go bananas? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret portal that will transport you straight to Africa where you can find a nice dumb girl to play Minecraft with! Who wouldn’t want to team up with a dumb girl in Africa, am I right? Plus, our server has a pet elephant that can help you mine diamonds faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!” So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Holy Grail of Minecraft SMP MMOs

    The Holy Grail of Minecraft SMP MMOs

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    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare flower or a new cow? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or team up with your friends to take down a horde of evil villagers who have formed a cult worshipping a block of dirt.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and unlock its powers?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Tora Dora Minecraft Server

    Tora Dora Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs. But be warned, this chicken is guarded by a pack of evil zombie cows who are not afraid to throw rotten flesh at you!

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers? Get your groove on while dodging exploding dance moves!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking the hidden treasure of the Nether realm. Join forces with them and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just remember, only 5 days remain until the chaos begins!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 20 Million Mexicans Absorbed Minecraft SMP

    20 Million Mexicans Absorbed Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you’d rather absorb 20 million Mexicans into your empire than deal with 20 million Central and South Americans – trust us, it’s a whole new level of chaos and fun. Our server is filled with crazy characters, epic quests, and more drama than a llama in a minecart. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YLYL Minecraft Server

    YLYL Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos and insanity of the blocky world! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to overthrow the evil sheep dictatorship. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Black ACK, a mysterious creature that roams the land spreading chaos and confusion wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Black ACK, you’ll gain untold powers and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Remember, you can’t spell black without ACK – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /mhg/ – Creeper Slayer Society

    Minecraft SMP – /mhg/ – Creeper Slayer Society

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old survival gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with monster hunting, armor set searches, and insane weapon trailers that will blow your mind!

    Imagine facing off against giant monsters in the world of Minecraft, using your skills to take them down and collect rare loot. Our server is so wild, it’s like a crossover between Monster Hunter and Minecraft, where anything is possible!

    But that’s not all, we also have older game emulation and multiplayer options, as well as databases to help you on your monster hunting journey. And if you’re wondering where /vg/ plays, look no further because we’ve got all the info you need to jump into the action.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP where the monsters are big, the loot is epic, and the adventures are endless! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate monster hunter of the server and earn bragging rights among your friends. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the monster hunting begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • New War Just Dropped Minecraft Server

    New War Just Dropped Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building houses out of giant rubber ducks, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just tastes really good).

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the most outrageous Minecraft journey of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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