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Blocky B*tches

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Are you tired of spending all your time in the virtual world of Sims 4? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the mundane life of virtual families and endless house building. With over 1401 hours of experience in Sims 4, our staff members have mastered the art of virtual living and are here to guide you through the pixelated wilderness of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground city where players can trade virtual goods for real-life snacks. That’s right, you can exchange your diamond pickaxes for delicious snacks like Cheetos and Mountain Dew. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dorito Mine, where the walls are lined with cheesy goodness.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world like no other. Who needs Sims 4 when you can have Minecraft madness at your fingertips?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1444	Ores Mined:	2386
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Goon Squad

Adventure, chaotic, Community, Crafty, crazy, Entertainment, Friends, Fun, Gaming, goon, goon thread, group, hilarious, Interactive, Mischief, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Social, squad, Thread, Wild

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco where zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the madness and mayhem of our server? Come on in and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Tacos – Taco ‘Bout a Good Time!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a rainy day? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas dressed as pirates, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move when no one’s looking. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a lifetime supply of bacon and now they’re living in a bacon castle with a bacon moat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you saying “Edición hoy NO le re gustó” in the best way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy stories about Lammy.

Legend has it that Lammy was once a sheep who gained magical powers and transformed into a Minecraft god. Now, on this server, you can ride rainbow-colored sheep into battle and conquer your enemies with the power of cuteness!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing zombies, you never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Lammy himself. Dance the night away with ghasts and blaze rods as your DJ’s!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lammy today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be sure to watch out for those killer bunnies – they’re not as innocent as they look!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ukrainian Chug-a-Lug Craft Server #15916

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, insane battles, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off mobs with laser guns, riding dragons into battle, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the madness, join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Holy Grails Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MeowCraft: The Cheesy Cat Server

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Are you tired of boring old cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have the exclusive “Can I haz cheeseburger” cat breed! These cats are not only cute as fuck, but they also have a special ability to summon cheeseburgers out of thin air! Imagine having a pet that can satisfy your hunger cravings at any time. Join our server now and adopt one of these amazing feline friends. Who needs diamonds when you have a cheeseburger cat by your side?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Timey Wimey Crafty Fun Server

Alternate Realities, Chaos, Conflicts, consequences, Crafty, creative writing, desire, Dimensions, embroiled, FANTASY, Fiction, Fun, height, imagination, multiverses, power, Server, speculative fiction, storytelling, taller, timelines, Timey, Wimey, wish fulfillment, Wishes

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even the smallest wish can have universe-altering consequences! Join us and witness the chaos as players battle it out over the most ridiculous wishes. Want to be taller? Prepare to face off against entire timelines and multiverses just to gain a few extra blocks of height! Only on this server can you experience the thrill of fighting for your wildest dreams, no matter how absurd they may be. So why wait? Join now and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash with just a simple wish!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Celeb Chaos

Beady, Beady can do it, can do it, celeb, Celeb Thread, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity news, Chaos, Crafty, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, fan community, forum, gossip, Hollywood, News, pop culture, social media, Stars, Thread, trending

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where the Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition is in full swing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with celebrity sightings and outrageous adventures. Rumor has it that ThreadBeady himself will be making a guest appearance, ready to show off his epic building skills and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Disco Sheep and the mysterious Enderman with a top hat. Will you be brave enough to face these creatures and claim their loot?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden potatoes. Don’t miss out on the fun – Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition awaits!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8888
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy

affordable living, cheap food, convenience, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, degree requirement, ENEMY, English teacher, expat benefits, expat life, international experience, Japan, JapanCraft, job satisfaction, language skills, living abroad, low cost of living, no tipping, quality of life, real, salary comparison, teaching English, work abroad

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with expensive food and tipping culture? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only currency is blocks and the only language spoken is gamer speak!

With our server, all you need is a degree (any degree will do) and the ability to speak English (or at least type it in the chat). You’ll be living the high life in no time, just like our English teacher friend in Japan.

Forget about high living costs and tipping woes, on our server you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and never worry about rent or bills again. Join us today and start living your best virtual life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6050

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Botan’s Blocky Hunt

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Banter

Analysis, Backlash, bad, banter, blocky, Community, critique, ctrl+f, Disappointment, discussion, Eiyuden, Expectations, Feedback, Gaming, lack of results, letdown, Opinions, reception, Results, RPG, search, video games

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	597856	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	4958	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Crops Grown:	4215	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Rollerblades vs Longboard Wars

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Are you tired of slow and boring transportation options in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all nimble, flexible, and fast travelers! And don’t worry, we have a strict no unathletic fat niggers policy to ensure only the most athletic and agile players can join our ranks. So hop on board and experience the thrill of zooming through our virtual world at lightning speed! Join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Mom’s Vtuber Server: Where Moms are Forced to Stream Minecraft

Anime, Community, Content Creation, COSPLAY, Entertainment, family involvement, forced, FORCING, Gaming, internet celebrity, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, moms, Mother, ONLINE, Pekomama, Pics, Server, Stream, streaming, trope, virtual, Vtuber, vtuber’s trope

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride as we force Vtuber’s mothers to stream their gameplay. That’s right, you’ll get to watch Pekomama herself battle creepers and mine for diamonds while you play alongside her. Can you think of a better Vtuber’s trope? We didn’t think so. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures and hilarious moments. And don’t forget to post those Pekomama pics – we can never have enough!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Haters Gonna Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and features? Look no further, because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Or how about participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can show off their best dance moves while surrounded by sparkling diamonds.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, once you’ve been to our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	7085	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10