Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a political rollercoaster on steroids!

Join us and witness the chaos as the US government starts printing money at lightning speed in Minecraft. Watch as players scramble to build the biggest and most extravagant structures with their newfound wealth, only to have it all come crashing down in a hilarious economic collapse.

But that’s not all! Our server also features epic battles between factions vying for control of the virtual world. Will you join the alliance of the Pigmen, or will you fight alongside the Endermen in their quest for dominance? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some seriously wacky shenanigans along the way.

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Void Gems Collected: 14
Crystal Wands Charged: 12 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
Players Killed by Monsters: 7375 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Crafty Billionaire’s Adventure Land

    Crafty Billionaire’s Adventure Land
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become The Chosen One and fulfill your destiny as the ultimate hero of the land! Not only will you embark on epic quests and battle fearsome monsters, but you’ll also have the chance to become a successful businessman and amass a fortune worth multi-billionares envy.

    But wait, there’s more! As the Bestest President of this server, you’ll have the power to make decisions that will shape the future of this virtual world. Will you be a benevolent ruler or a ruthless dictator? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, you can also join the ranks of the Youth Christian Warriors and fight for justice and righteousness in every corner of the server. With your trusty sword in hand and your faith as your shield, nothing can stand in your way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Potions Brewed: 69
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Fortune Cookie Craft

    Fortune Cookie Craft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Chinese have fallen…and they can’t get up! 🤣

    Join now to witness the epic battle where the Chinese players have been defeated by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you. 🐔⚔️

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground noodle factory where players can trade their diamonds for the finest noodles in all of Minecraft. 🍜💎

    Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our Dragon Temple, where players can ride on the backs of fire-breathing dragons and soar through the skies in search of treasure. 🐉✨

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you! 😜🎮

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Blocky McBlockface

    Blocky McBlockface
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so smooth, you’ll think you’re gliding on butter as you build your dream castle or mine for rare ores.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who leads dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to some sick beats.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Diamond Unicorn who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it he once turned a player’s entire house into solid gold!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Animals Bred: 111

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server

    MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can order all the delicious food you want while building and surviving in the world of blocks!

    Join us for a crazy adventure where you can feast on virtual number nine, number nine large, number six with extra dip, number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda while battling creepers and zombies.

    Our server is so insane that even the pigs and cows are lining up to get their hands on our mouthwatering menu items. Don’t miss out on the chance to chow down on some pixelated goodness while exploring the blocky wonders of our world.

    So come on down and join us for a food-filled and action-packed experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Farms Harvested: 742
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Nazis: No Misogyny for White Women Server

    Crafty Nazis: No Misogyny for White Women Server
    Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server where even Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

    Our server is so epic that even the most hardcore gamers will be left in awe. Build your own extravagant castles, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our vast world.

    But that’s not all! We also have insane events like llama races, diamond hunts, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel right at home from the moment you log in.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, Hitler would not approve of misogyny against white women, so come ready to respect all players and have a blast!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Blocky Shells: The Sequel

    Blocky Shells: The Sequel
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we discuss English-translated Japanese visual novels! If you’re tired of boring old servers and want to dive into a world of visual novel madness, then this is the place for you.

    Forget about E-celeb drama, here we only talk about the most important things in life – like which waifu is best girl and which route will make you cry the most tears. And don’t even think about posting untranslated visual novels, that’s a one-way ticket to the ban hammer.

    Need help with your VN? We’ve got you covered! Just follow our handy tips like being in Japanese locale and reading the Readme (who actually does that though?). And if all else fails, just copy and paste those error messages into DeepL – it’s like magic, but for tech support.

    Looking for a novel with a specific element? Look no further than our trusty VNDB guide. Want to download some sweet, sweet visual novels? Check out our 4chan-vn-links for all your downloading needs.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that’s as passionate about visual novels as we are? Where else can you bond over tragic plot twists and debate endlessly about best girls? Only on our server, where the adventure never ends and the memes flow like water.

    Join us now and become part of the visual novel revolution! Previous thread? Who cares about that, the real fun is happening right here, right now. Let’s dive into the world of visual novels together and create memories that will last a lifetime.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Blocky Babes: The Adventures of a Femcel

    Blocky Babes: The Adventures of a Femcel
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you tired of being a femcel in real life? Well, fear not because on this server, you will be the most sought-after player in all of Minecraft!

    Join us and experience the GLORY of being a femcel turned Minecraft queen! Build your own castle, rule over your subjects (aka other players), and watch as everyone bows down to your greatness.

    But that’s not all! On this server, you will find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a pet dragon that will obey your every command. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a UNICORN stable where you can ride off into the sunset in style.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live the FABULOUS life of a femcel in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3776 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition

    Blocky McBlockFace: HOLY SHIT Edition
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined THE SERVER and discovered a secret hidden diamond mine filled with enchanted gear. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a unicorn stable where they could ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle.

    But wait, there’s more! The player also found a secret portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It was a party like no other!

    So, if you want to experience adventure, magic, and mayhem like never before, then join THE SERVER today! Who knows what crazy surprises await you?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 23 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Alien Abductions: 4 Mines Excavated: 1561
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!

    OrgasmCraft: Where Fapping Audio Reigns Supreme!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is that you must fap before you join! That’s right, we want you to get in the right mindset before embarking on your Minecraft adventures. And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not record your fapping session and share it on vocaroo for all to hear? It’s a true test of courage and dedication to the craft of Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with INSANE challenges and quests that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From building a giant statue of a chicken to battling a horde of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come join us and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to fap first!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country

    ComfyCraft: Where You Can Be Based in Your Country

    Are you tired of being based and comfy in your boring country?

    Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure like no other. We have unicorns roaming the lands, dragons guarding treasure, and even a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing creepers who will bust a move with you as you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive enchanted taco stand where all your hunger needs will be satisfied.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like never before. Who needs a boring country when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Chimeras Created: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!

    VTubeCraft – Where VTubers Rule the World!

    Welcome to a Minecraft server like no other! What if I told you that your general was not just a general, but a whole nation devoted to your oshi and their will? Join us as the fanbases and generals of /vt/ are reimagined as rival nations fighting bitter battles or beginning wholesome friendships for the glory of their oshis. And guess what? This version comes with a special monster hunting edition! How cool is that?

    But wait, there’s more! Previously, we had some epic battles and heartwarming friendships formed. Check out the interactive map to see where all the action took place. And for all you newbies out there, don’t worry! We have an introductory document just for you to get started on this wild adventure.

    And if you think that’s all we have to offer, think again! We have an archive full of VITI goodness for you to explore, as well as a biome map to help you navigate this crazy world. Plus, we have other projects in the works that will blow your mind!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make sure to NOT DIE, put more nations in, and develop existing ones to make this server even more epic!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 91 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Crafty Combat Crew

    Crafty Combat Crew
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only updates you’ll have to worry about are the ones that make the game even more INSANE! Say goodbye to constantly changing strategies and combos, because on our server, we keep it OLD SCHOOL!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building and surviving without the stress of constant updates ruining your groove. Our server is perfect for adults with jobs and responsibilities who just want to kick back, relax, and play some good ol’ Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s build some EPIC creations together! Who needs constant updates when you can have a stable, RELIABLE Minecraft experience like never before?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

    PsychoCraft: Where Even Psychiatrists Can’t Figure Out the Creepers

    Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where we let psychiatrists run wild and lock up players without any reason! Why join, you ask? Well, imagine being thrown into a virtual psych ward without warning, forced to mine for your sanity while dodging creepers and zombie therapists. It’s a wild ride that will have you questioning your own sanity in no time!

    Who needs due process when you can have madness and chaos at every turn? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world where the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 11 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 103

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

    ShineCraft: Where Mr. Tfw Shines Brightly

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the cruel reality of shining Mr. Goldstein’s yacht for hours on end! On our server, you can build your own yacht and sail away into the sunset without worrying about retirement plans!

    Join us for epic battles with zombie pirate crews and mermaid ninjas who will stop at nothing to steal your treasure! Don’t worry, our unicorn guards will protect you with their magical rainbow powers!

    Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of cotton candy and diamond-studded caves where you can mine to your heart’s content! Who needs Mr. Goldstein’s yacht when you have all this?

    So come on, join our server and leave behind the mundane world of yacht shining for a world of adventure and laughter! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary golden llama of eternal happiness hidden somewhere in our world!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Crops Grown: 3695 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!

    OreimoCraft: More Fun than NGE!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have cleverly and deftly delivered more nuanced and subtle psychological themes than any psychological thriller could ever dream of presenting to their audiences. Join us for a wild ride of manipulation, sexual degeneration, taboo fetishization, and vicarious channeling of the object of your desire. It’s all there, just waiting for you to explore and experience.

    Our server is so successful because it’s filled with players like Kirino, who is so messed up in the head that she becomes the ideal “I can fix her” target for lonely players who think they know better. Are you ready to dive into a world where anything is possible and where even the most twisted minds can find a home?

    Join us now and become part of a community that will challenge your beliefs and push you to your limits. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling for your cousin along the way. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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