Primordial Villain 1.20.5 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	New Chunks Explored:	153385
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Votes:	9952
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mines Excavated:	4591	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Chimeras Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Love Letters Sent:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magic Items Found:	6769	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5142

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	129	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	66
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9221	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1679

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7111	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6138
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4441
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Star Shards Collected:	177
Enchantments Applied:	201	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Emeralds Found:	4849	Zombie Dances:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

Players:	100/100	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4