Primo SMP: We Modded It So Hard, Even Our Whitelist is in 1.19.2

Server Version	Forge 1.19.2
Mod Count	100+
Highlighted Mods	Create with add-ons Mekanism Ars Nouveau FTBChunks, FTBTeams, FTBLibrary Ad Astra Journeymap

2C2T – True Anarchy Minecraft Server

Anarchy, develop, Donations, Furnace, Highways, Minecraft, rules, Server, Spawn, Store

Everyone’s favorite anarchy, without imposing donations and any rules. The server has just started, so it will be very easy to develop to the furnace. And what to do next – open a store, destroy spawn or build highways – the choice is yours!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocky Buds Minecraft Server

African American, Black community, blocky, buds, civil rights, derogatory term, discrimination, Hate Speech, Minecraft, offensive language, racial discrimination, racial division, racial epithet, racial inequality, racial insensitivity, racial prejudice, racial profiling, racial slur, racial slur controversy, racial tension, racism, Server, social injustice, systemic racism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun! Build giant statues of chickens, ride pigs into battle, and explore a world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. But be warned, the creepers here have a sense of humor and might just explode in a shower of confetti!

Our community is like no other, filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks and joke around. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re participating in epic build battles or trying to survive a zombie apocalypse led by a dancing skeleton king.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding sheep.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Towns Built:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	7132
Players Killed by Monsters:	4481	Astral Projections Made:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Gooned to Ai Uehara’s Minecraft SMP Fat Juicy Booty

adult actress, Ai Uehara, asian, BOOTY, curves, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, fat, FAT ASS, fetish, gooned, gooning, japanese, juicy, juicy ass, Minecraft, Obsession, Pleasure, porn star, satisfaction, seductive, smp, temptation, Ueharas, voluptuous

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we worship the one and only Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

We have epic quests where you have to find rare items hidden in the depths of the Nether, all while avoiding the wrath of the legendary Ender Dragon who has a crush on Ai Uehara.

But that’s not all! We have weekly dance parties at the village square where we all break out our best moves and show off our pixelated dance skills. And rumor has it, if you impress Ai Uehara with your sick dance moves, she might just bless you with some epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and of course, Ai Uehara’s fat, juicy ass!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, counseling, emotional well being, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, personal journey, privacy, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, Therapy, therapy notes, therapy progress, therapy session, TherapyCraft, transparency, Trust

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Forget therapy, join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore our virtual world. Who needs communication skills when you can just chat with other players through the in-game chat? Plus, our pixelated therapist is always available to listen to your problems and offer advice (Disclaimer: our therapist is actually just a villager in a lab coat).

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who needs therapy notes when you have diamond swords and creepers to worry about?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6098	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GirlsNightCraft

activities, Bonding, boys night, children, Communication, exclusion, family dynamics, father daughter, father son, favoritism, Gender Roles, girls night, GirlsNightCraft, Mother Daughter, mother son, movies, parenting, quality time, relationships, sports

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to treat all players equally, just like this mom tries to with her kids (but fails miserably)!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance the love and attention between two children, just like this mom struggles to do with Layla and Jacob. Will you be the favorite child, or will you have to fight for attention like Layla?

Immerse yourself in our server where you can bond with your virtual family members over sports, movies, and more, just like this dad does with Jacob. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get excluded from activities and conversations just like Layla!

But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for playing favorites or trying to make up for it by spending quality time with each child individually. Just make sure not to anger any parents by prioritizing one child over the other, unless you want to face the wrath of a Minecraft version of this dad!

So come join our server and experience the drama, the love, and the chaos of trying to balance family dynamics while building your virtual world. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Love Letters Sent:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

StrangerCraft: Wholesome Deeds

brightening someone’s day, community support, compassion, deeds, faith in humanity, Feel-Good, Generosity, Good deeds, Gratitude, Heartwarming, Human Connection, Kindness, paying it forward, positive interactions, random acts of kindness, small gestures, spreading joy, stranger kindness, StrangerCraft, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies, Wholesome

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where strangers just ignore you? Well, look no further because on our server, strangers will not only be nice to you, but they will also build you a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! That’s right, our players are so generous that they will shower you with gifts and compliments just for logging on. Join now and experience the most wholesome and heartwarming community in all of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

authoritarian regime, Belarus, Conflict, CraftyKids, discrimination, eastern europe, education, enemies, HUMAN RIGHTS, indoctrination, international relations, Minecraft, minority rights, own people, political manipulation, Propaganda, psychological abuse, reeducating, Report, Server, social control, Ukrainian children, violations

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! We got Belarusian teachers reeducating Ukrainian children into ‘enemies of their own people’! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for some wild adventures and questionable educational practices. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Come see for yourself and join the madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it… maybe.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	8749	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

KidnappingCraft: Ukrainian Edition

Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Foreign Minister, global affairs, historical atrocities, human rights violations, international relations, KIDNAPPING, KidnappingCraft, Nazi crimes, Polish, political tensions, Russian, Speech, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian children, UN speech, united nations, War Crimes, world news

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than a polish foreign minister speech at the UN! we got russian kidnappings of ukrainian children, nazi crimes, and all the chaos you could ever want in a virtual world! build your own nazi bunker or save the ukrainian kids from the evil russians, the choice is yours! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Farms Harvested:	432
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Muscle Maidens

Crafty, Maidens, Muscle

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CREATINE AND RESISTANCE TRAINING FOR ALL THE MENSTRUATING WOMEN OUT THERE! U WANNA SLEEP BETTER? COME BUILD SOME BLOCKS AND LIFT SOME WEIGHTS WITH US! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A PILLOW FOR YOUR BRAIN, BUT MADE OF PIXELS AND SWEAT! LET’S GET JACKED AND WELL-RESTED TOGETHER, ONE CREEPER AT A TIME!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Polish Threads Minecraft Server

Board, Community, country pride, cultural appreciation, cultural exchange, discussion, Diversity, forum, global perspective, International, Minecraft, national identity, nationalism, Online Community, patriotism, Poland, Poles, Polish, pride in heritage, Server, sharing knowledge, Threads, Unity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can learn all about the wonders of our country in the most epic way possible! Join us and explore our virtual world filled with pixelated versions of our famous landmarks and cultural sites.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you befriend these llamas, they will guide you to the rarest materials and help you build the most epic structures imaginable.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, a magical portal opens up in the sky and transports players to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. It’s a wild and wacky adventure you won’t want to miss!

So come on down to our server and let us show you why our country is the best in the world, one block at a time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

”Na Na Na Na” – The Creeper Slayer Minecraft SMP

Albert Einstein World Award of Science, anti-Asian attacks, Beijing Institute of Nanoenergy and Nanosystems, China Initiative, Chinese American, Chinese-American physicist, creeper, electronics, energy science, energy science expert, Engineer, influential scientist, materials scientist, Minecraft, nanogenerators, nanogenerators pioneer, nanotechnology, nanotechnology engineer, nanotechnology specialist, physicist, slayer, smp, US government persecution, Zhong Lin Wang

Looking for a server that’s out of this world? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have the one and only Zhong Lin Wang as our resident physicist and nanotechnology expert! He’s so good, he’s been awarded the Albert Einstein World Award of Science and is known as the ‘father of nanogenerators’ – how cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! In 2024, Wang decided to move to China full-time because of US government persecution and anti-Asian attacks. So now, our server is the only place you can hang out with this genius scientist and learn all about nanotechnology while dodging government spies and evil villains.

Join now for a chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP adventure ever! Goodbye to boring servers, hello to the wacky world of Zhong Lin Wang!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Divine Spears Created:	16
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mom’s Stepkid Showdown Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional impact, family activities, family dynamics, family time, Frustration, ice cream tradition, individual needs, Minecraft, moms, mother-daughter relationship, neglect, Parent-child relationship, personal space, Prioritization, Resentment, Server, showdown, step siblings, stepchildren, stepfamily issues, Stepkid

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and have some epic adventures? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build your own virtual family – without any unwanted stepkids tagging along!

On our server, you can create your own ice cream birthday treat tradition with just you and your virtual mom – no surprise guests allowed! And if anyone tries to intrude on your special time, you can just walk out like a boss and leave them to figure it out.

Don’t let anyone prioritize their feelings over yours – on our server, you are the star of the show! So come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun? Join now and leave the stepkids behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft

BroBroGetItTogetherCraft, brother, Defensive, dirty dishes, dropping out of college, figuring things out, freeloading bum, Gaming, get it together, grow up, Harsh, Job, messy apartment, PAJAMAS, Productive, pushing him, social media, taking a break, Trash, wasting his life, yelling at game

Are you tired of living with a freeloading bum who spends all day gaming and making a mess of your place? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any messy roommates!

Join our server and leave the drama behind – no more overflowing sinks or yelling at games, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll never want to log off!

So come on, join us and say goodbye to the real world woes. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Let’s build together and leave the dirty dishes in the past – because on our server, the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7561	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyComforts

baking, comfort, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyComforts, Exercise, favorite activity, gardening, hobbies, journaling, leisure, meditation, mindfulness, pampering, Peace of mind, reading, Relaxation, self soothing, self-care, stress relief, watching movies, yoga

If your favorite activity is building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is filled with magical llamas that grant wishes and rainbows that shoot out diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Towns Built:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Communication, crime, disability, Espionage, espionage device, hearing aid, hearing impaired, investigation, Killed, Minecraft, mistaken for spy, mistaken identity, News, Russian, Server, spy device, Spycraft, Technology, Tragedy, tragic accident, WOMAN

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS RUSSIAN LADY WITH A SPY HEARING AID! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE BLOWN AWAY LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION! WE HAVE MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT YOUTUBER AND MORE FUN THAN A PIG RACING THROUGH LAVA! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #SPYHEARINGAID #MINECRAFTLITNESS

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Primo SMP: We Modded It So Hard, Even Our Whitelist is in 1.19.2

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

How do I join the server?

Is there any lag on the server?

What languages are supported on the server?

Can I suggest new mods for the server?

Updated September 25, 2024

2C2T – True Anarchy Minecraft Server

Updated September 25, 2024

Gooned to Ai Uehara’s Minecraft SMP Fat Juicy Booty

Updated September 25, 2024

TherapyCraft Minecraft Server

Updated September 25, 2024

GirlsNightCraft

Updated September 25, 2024

StrangerCraft: Wholesome Deeds

Updated September 25, 2024

KidnappingCraft: Ukrainian Edition

Updated September 25, 2024

Crafty Muscle Maidens

Updated September 25, 2024

”Na Na Na Na” – The Creeper Slayer Minecraft SMP

Updated September 25, 2024

Mom’s Stepkid Showdown Minecraft Server

Updated September 25, 2024

CraftyComforts

Updated September 25, 2024

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Magic Items Found:	2480	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchantments Applied:	286	Titanic Battles Fought:	17