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Montenegro Mayhem Minecraft Server

breaking news, crime, criminal behavior, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, Gunman, Gunman rampage, Gunman suicide, international news, law enforcement, mass murder, mass shooting, MAYHEM, mental health, Minecraft, Montenegro, Server, shooting rampage, SUICIDE, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like a pro! we got virtual worlds so lit, even a gunman who killed 12 peeps couldn’t resist! yea u heard right, he tried to play on our server to chill out but ended up dying by suicide cuz he couldn’t handle the awesomeness! if u wanna have a blast and forget all ur problems, join us now and be part of the craziest adventures ever! no gunman allowed tho, we want u to stay alive and keep playing with us!

DefendTaiwan2021

Armed Forces, Asia, China threats, cross-strait relations, DefendTaiwan2021, defense budget, defense policy, defense strategy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military spending, national defense, political tensions, president, regional security, SECURITY, taiwan, Taiwan-China relations

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	755752
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Potions Brewed:	75
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off china threats like taiwan president! we need all the help we can get to boost our defense budget and protect our island from the evil forces trying to take over. build your own army of blocky soldiers and defend our land with your mad building skills. join now and be a hero in the battle against the chinese invaders! let’s show them who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

BoneCraft: Light Regen & Adhesion

adhesion, biocompatible materials, bone health, bone regeneration, BoneCraft, Development, Harmless, Healing Process, injectable hydrogel, Innovative, innovative solutions, Light, LIMITATIONS, medical advancements, medical technology, orthopedics, REGEN, regenerative medicine, research and development, scientists, tissue engineering, traditional bone grafts, Visible Light

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crops Grown:	6156	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3151	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Want to join the most lit server in the universe? Well, let me tell you about this crazy place where you can achieve bone regeneration and adhesion with harmless visible light!

Picture this: you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when BAM! You stumble upon this injectable hydrogel that can regenerate your bones faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Forget about those boring old bone grafts, we got the good stuff here!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you heal yourself with the power of light, but you can also stick to walls like a freakin’ spider! That’s right, our adhesion methods are so next level, you’ll be climbing up mountains like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most bone-regenerating, wall-sticking adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

EternalMC

Adventure, Automation, Challenges, Community, Crafting, crafting systems, EternalMC, Exploration, Features, Feedback, Magic, Modded, Mods, Newbies, Players, progress, Quests, Suggestions, Tech, Updates, Veterans

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Eternal Minecraft Server

Welcome to Eternal – A Brand New Java Minecraft Server! Are you looking for a fresh start with a welcoming, active community? Join us today!

About the Server:

Features	Description
Server Type	Java Minecraft
Modpack	All The Mods 9
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why choose Eternal?	– Brand new server with no long-time players to catch up to – Friendly community for both veterans and newbies – Open to suggestions for continuous improvement
What modpack is used?	All The Mods 9 with 400+ mods for a unique gameplay experience
What can I expect?	– Deep crafting systems and automated tech – Powerful magic to unlock – Mystical exploration challenges – Regular updates and new features
How can I join?	Join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/sWGKnEGp

Enchanted Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Enchanted, Realm

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9656	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Yo, bro, this Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire with a community of fellow gamers who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine.

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, like PvP battles on flying pigs or treasure hunts in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for, anon? Come join us and let’s create some pixelated chaos together!

BestieDrop Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Best Friend, BestieDrop, Boundaries, break up, Communication, Confrontation, consent, friendship, Girlfriend, Jealousy, Kissing, Minecraft, New Years party, relationships, Respect, Server, sexual remarks, touchy, Trust, Ultimatum

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous love triangles, drunken parties, and unexpected betrayals.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, two players start fighting over a virtual love affair gone wrong. Who will come out on top? Will friendships be destroyed over pixelated romance? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where players can reenact the infamous New Year’s party incident. Get ready to roleplay as Jill, Sarah, or the poor boyfriend caught in the middle. Will you make the right choices and avoid a Minecraft breakup?

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

LeaseBreakerCraft

backing out, budget-friendly, Communication, contract, dishonesty, Fairness, financial risk, housing lease, housing market, INTERNSHIP, joint liability, last minute, LeaseBreakerCraft, rent negotiation, rental application, roommates, STUDENT, sublet, Toronto, undergrad degree, University of Toronto

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Crops Grown:	6913
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Are you tired of boring old roommate situations where people actually communicate and are upfront about rent? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the rent is negotiable, the roommates are shady, and the bed frames are optional!

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by three roommates who claim to be friendly and cool. They promise a budget-friendly living situation, but little do you know, they are actually scheming to make you pay more than your fair share of the rent. With hidden fees and lack of communication, you’ll never know what surprises await you in this virtual living arrangement.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncertainty as you navigate through joint liability contracts and unclear rental agreements. Will you end up paying $1300 for a tiny room with no bed frame? Will your roommates conveniently forget to mention important details until the last minute? The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft server!

So why wait? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you can live it out in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to question your life choices and wonder if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

AssassinateAssadCraft

AssassinateAssadCraft, assassination attempt, assassination plot, Bashar al-Assad, Conflict, diplomatic relations, eventful days, government officials, high alert, international news, MIDDLE EAST, Moscow, news headlines, political turmoil, Political unrest, russia, security breach, security measures, Terrorism, world events, world leaders

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier events than an assassination attempt on Bashar al-Assad in Moscow!

we got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.

if you join now, you might even get to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers.

trust us, you won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!

Revive & Reproduce: The Phoenix Catastrophe

apocalyptic prophecy, catastrophe, danger, Extinction, FANTASY, Fire, Firebirds, immortal, immortal birds, legendary creatures, magical beings, mythical birds, mythical creatures, Mythology, natural predators, phoenix, Phoenixes, reproduce, resurrection, Revive, Supernatural, zoological catastrophe

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3275	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a phoenix and revive and reproduce and stuff. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. imagine being a majestic bird that can come back to life and make more of yourself. and, get this, there’s, like, no predators to stop you. it’s a total zoo disaster waiting to happen. join now and be part of the chaos, dude!

Micro Algae Magic

Algae, aquatic ecosystem, bioremediation, ecological balance, ecological restoration, environmental conservation, environmental remediation, green algae, green technology, Magic, marine life protection, marine pollution, MICRO, microalgae, microorganism, microplastic degradation, microplastic removal, plastic waste management, pollution control, Sustainable development, sustainable solution, water pollution control, water quality improvement

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragons Tamed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

lol join our epic minecraft server where we use MICROALGAE to DESTROY microplastics in the water!!! it’s like a tiny army of algae warriors fighting against pollution and saving the environment, one block at a time. come join us and be a part of this epic battle against plastic waste! plus, our server has the best underwater adventures and secret algae hideouts for you to explore. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero for the environment in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Ancient Synagogue Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Ancient, early modern Judaism, Jewish architecture, Jewish art, Jewish artifacts, Jewish beliefs, Jewish community, Jewish culture, Jewish customs, Jewish heritage, Jewish history, Jewish identity, Jewish life, Jewish religion, Jewish rituals, Jewish society, jewish traditions, judaism, Quest, religious practices, synagogue, Torah

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5081
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual museum of early modern Judaism but with a twist! We got pixelated rabbis dropping sick beats and Torah scrolls that shoot lasers! It’s like stepping into a time machine, but instead of history, you’re surrounded by memes and diamond armor. Trust me, once you see Moses riding a pig through the Red Sea, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and yarmulke, and come join the chaos!

BlockyDNA Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, biological father, BlockyDNA, Confrontation, dna test, family, Fatherhood, home, Honesty, hurt, Marriage, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, paternity test, relationships, Secrets, Server, sole breadwinner, Trust, Ultimatum, Wife

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship!

Picture this: a whirlwind romance, a surprise pregnancy, and a marriage ultimatum all within a matter of weeks. But wait, there’s more! Accusations of infidelity, doubts about paternity, and a secret paternity test all happening behind the scenes. Will this player uncover the truth about their newborn’s parentage? Will they confront their spouse with the results? Only time will tell on our server!

But fear not, dear players, for amidst the chaos lies endless opportunities for adventure and fun. Build your dream home, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even uncover some secrets of your own. So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

WifeCraftAdventure

birthday celebration, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional reactions, Exclusivity, f1 race, friendship, grandstand tickets, Honesty, Insecurity, long-term promises, Marriage, motorsports, relationships, sibling-like relationship, smoking cessation, trip planning, Trust, Understanding, WifeCraftAdventure

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	6416	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some juicy relationship drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Picture this: a 30-year-old Minecraft player makes a deal with his 29-year-old friend to quit smoking in exchange for tickets to her favorite F1 race. But wait, there’s a twist! His 30-year-old wife gets jealous and demands to be included in the trip. Will he choose his friend or his wife? Find out on our server!

Experience the thrill of virtual sibling-like relationships, awkward conversations, and passive-aggressive behavior all in one Minecraft world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even score some grandstand tickets to a virtual F1 race! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decision-making.

Threaded Hispanic Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asians, attention seeking, Behavior, Blacks, controversial topics, deflect attention, discrimination, Haven, Hispanic, Hispanics, inflammatory language, jeets, muslims, online forums, prejudice, racial tensions, racism, scapegoating, Seething, Social Issues, threaded, Threads, Whites

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Votes:	7935
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the twisted mind of a shizo crazy 4chan anon!

We got players making threads seething about every race under the sun, just to distract themselves from the real chaos happening in the game. It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to question reality, make mistakes, and regret everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. It’s a rollercoaster of madness, and you won’t want to get off!

ColdCraft Minecraft Server

adulting, Boundaries, coldcraft, Communication, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, emotional maturity, friendship, ghosting, Honesty, Jealousy, judgmental, lying.., Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal growth, possessiveness, self reflection, self-care, Server, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Void Armor Forged:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate the treacherous waters of fake friends and backstabbing buddies.

Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and betrayal – just like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks. You’ll never know who to trust as you build, mine, and survive in this chaotic world.

Meet new people, make new enemies, and watch out for those who pretend to be your friend only to stab you in the back. It’s a wild ride that will keep you on your toes and questioning everyone’s motives.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of our Minecraft server. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back – you never know who might turn on you next!