Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
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