Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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