Pretty Cats Ugly Fish | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Alien Abductions:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7045
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PhotobombingGramps

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So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Buildings Constructed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DisasterCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6147	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SkyHighShenanigans

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Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
New Chunks Explored:	367071	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

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so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Astral Projections Made:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

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Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Draw Thread Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Emeralds Found:	9060	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	58821
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Well? Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the land of chaos and craziness! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and cause as much mayhem as possible. Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Why should you join?

1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. You never know what they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be hilarious.

2. Our custom mobs are something out of a nightmare (or a comedy show). From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect when you’re out exploring.

3. The admin team is made up of mischievous wizards who love to mess with players in the most absurd ways possible. Get ready for random teleportation, upside-down houses, and flying pigs galore.

4. Our community is a mix of comedians, pranksters, and overall chaos enthusiasts. You’ll never have a dull moment with this group of players, whether you’re building together or trying to survive their outrageous shenanigans.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchantments Applied:	265	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is that you’re below 35 and a student (or at least claim to be)! Just like the guy who moved into a student house pretending to be a student in his forties, we welcome all sorts of characters here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll run into a clown wedding entertainer looking for his room, or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a group of housemates who haven’t even arrived yet but are already causing drama.

Don’t worry about fitting in, because on our server, the weirder the better! So come on in and let’s see what kind of crazy antics we can get up to together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home (even if you’re not actually a student)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ores Mined:	515
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FireFighterHubby

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a kitchen fire? Look no further! Join our server for some fiery fun and drama that will make you question your marriage choices.

Just like the OP’s husband, you never know what kind of unexpected chaos will unfold on our server. From running barefoot to urgent care visits, our players always keep things interesting.

Experience the thrill of putting out virtual fires and saving the day, all while dodging angry spouses and questionable decision-making skills. Who needs a fire department when you have a trusty fire extinguisher and a sense of humor?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a grease fire in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye on your baby and maybe invest in some flame-resistant armor.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

GameLover420 Minecraft SMP

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Oh, honey, forget about those boring old video games, come join our Minecraft SMP where the real fun is at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and chickens that lay diamond eggs – no joke! Plus, our server is guarded by a secret army of dancing pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day. So why waste your time on other games when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild world of Minecraft madness? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ZzzCraft Dreamland

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Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will have you dozing off in no time! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about your insomnia. Plus, rumor has it that the sheep on our server are actually hypnotists in disguise, so you’ll be out like a light in no time. So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	909314
Potions Brewed:	147	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.