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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7991 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
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