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DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	1560	Buildings Constructed:	50
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	122	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Enchantments Applied:	122
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchantments Applied:	54
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	115	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magic Items Found:	3593
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2346	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1323	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7086	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2729

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	50	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!