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Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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