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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5270 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 28 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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