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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5532 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8273 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 18 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)