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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 6409 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Divine Spears Created: | 24 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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