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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 3252 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it that if you find him in-game, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for unlimited diamonds, he’s a bit touchy about that).
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement). Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!