Pre911Craft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	492
Dragons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9013
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Remember the good ol’ days before 9/11 when the world was a simpler place? Well, our Minecraft server is like a time machine back to those carefree times! Join us for a blast from the past and experience a world where creepers were just misunderstood cuddly creatures and diamond armor was the height of fashion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it that if you find him in-game, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for unlimited diamonds, he’s a bit touchy about that).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement). Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	285	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magic Items Found:	1283
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Void Gems Collected:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Love Letters Sent:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Potions Brewed:	159	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Votes:	8718

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7565	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Emeralds Found:	5250
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9381

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	3020
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5777	Votes:	5888
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Void Gems Collected:	11

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!