🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 7136 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 7413 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 278 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
we also have a secret underground lab where u can brew potions dat turn u into a flying pig or a talking sheep. and if u dare to venture into the nether, u might just find a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!
but beware, medicine is a real life monkeys paw here. it will cure u of all ailments, but at the cost of some wacky side effects. like growing a second head or turning into a chicken every time u sneeze.
so come on down to our server and join the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life! just remember, once u enter, there’s no turning back. muahahaha!